The Endless Story

[James Gryphon]

Unfortunately, civilization had not developed yet, and thus he died a lonely old man with only his pretense of power to keep him company.

[Ashleg]

"That is sad," said Funeral Man.

[Delthion]

*Plot Twist*

The Funeral Man, was the Man With No Name's nephew!

[James Gryphon]

He was called the Funeral Man because he had attended every funeral in his city since he was born for the past forty years.

[Ashleg]

He even had his name legally changed to Funeral Man when he was sixty-three.

[Delthion]

Now he roamed the universe, in a poncho made from the fabric that lines coffins. Trying to organize the best funerals this universe has ever seen.

[Ashleg]

He scooped up Ozymandias' limp body in his arms.
Funeral Man's eyes glistened softly.

"I will give you the best funeral you have ever been to."

[Delthion]

And with that he went to the nation that respected his art the most: Ireland.

[Ashleg]

Funeral Man layed Ozymandias out into three Irish Rocks.

"Ow!" said all of the Dwayne Johnsons at once.

[Delthion]

Then the Funeral Man threw a wake, an Irish Wake, for Ozymandias.

[Ashleg]

Everyone in town showed up.

[James Gryphon]

They cheered and celebrated the occasion.

[Delthion]

For it was after all, an Irish Wake, and everyone celebrated the life of Ozymandias!

[James Gryphon]

Then they had a nice depressing funeral.

[Delthion]

(Seriously James? Why are you constantly making the story do the exact opposite of what we just said? It's killing the fun of the game.)

Thankfully, this depressing funeral was for someone else. At Ozymandias' there was feasting and joy in celebrating the life of such a great man.