The Endless Story

[Ashleg]

Suddenly, a fat donkey fell out of the sky and slapped him across the face.
"You know those are illegal in Alaska!" he said.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Suddenly a large dog came and ate the donkey.

[Tungro]

Its name was Kloof

[Sebias of Redwall]

And she was hungry for pirates...

[The Grey Coincidence]

Pirates ran from her.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Except for one called Bigrow Bones.

[Delthion]

This was because he had no legs.

[The Grey Coincidence]

Bigrow Bones was eaten.

[Sebias of Redwall]

The rest of the crew were horrified.

[The Grey Coincidence]

But they *had* left him behind while running away so it was really their fault.

[Sebias of Redwall]

But now they wanted to avenge him because he was the head cook and the had always loved his meals.

[The Grey Coincidence]

So they attacked the horse and cut open its stomach.

[Delthion]

Then they were instantly appalled at how gruesome the Endless Story had become...

[The Grey Coincidence]

In their moment of distraction the horse kicked them!

(Also in the previous page everyone was turned into pineapples and eaten... This story has always been gruesome Del)

[Delthion]

(But that was only pineapples that were being eaten.)

The crew were shocked by the dead's horse reanimation.