The Endless Story

[Kade Rivok]

, little did anybeast know, though, that the panda grandmother's TLC stood for tender love and cracked-peppercorn

[shisteer of nothing much]

 soup with bottled beans

[Kade Rivok]

, which she somehow baked into cookies

[Booklover]

That were coloured blue (therefore greatly enjoyed by Percy Jackson, but that's not the point)

[Kade Rivok]

, though they were the kind of blue where you aren't sure if it's blue or green, which is really rather annoying

[Booklover]

But according to Percy Jackson, they were blue

[shisteer of nothing much]

and red with green spots and pink

[Kade Rivok]

and all the other colo(u)rs as well, but regardless

[Booklover]

Percy claimed they were blue

[shisteer of nothing much]

and red. One day the

[Booklover]

Bloodthirsty little beasts known as ducks

[shisteer of nothing much]

decided to steal the blue and red cookies while they were

[Booklover]

Being baked by weasels (therefore they're weasel cookies)

[shisteer of nothing much]

. One day, in the town of Freezenburg, the

[Kade Rivok]

Freezenfolk felt a little under the weather because it just wasn't cold enough