The Endless Story

[Jetthebinturong]

And Martin, being the superior swordsman, bested Matthias in combat and killed him by cutting his head off

(THERE, HE'S DEAD, NO MORE RESURRECTIONS)

[James Gryphon]

, but as soon as Matthias died, Martin died too, because they were that was.

[Jetthebinturong]

(PLOT TWIST)

so then the protagonist became Ferahgo the Assassin

[CaptainRocktree]

(PLOT TWIST AGAIN)

Then Klitch came and took over the universe.......

[Jetthebinturong]

But Ferahgo killed young wet-behind-the-ears Klitch and took over the universe

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

However, Firedrake's Death Star shoots Ferahgo...

[Jetthebinturong]

so now Darth Vader controls the universe

[Delthion]

But the Matthias that was decapitated, was only a clone, Darth Vader is then killed by Matthias riding Robert...

[Jetthebinturong]

Starkiller then kills the real Matthias and takes over the universe

[James Gryphon]

but then Starkiller was made noncanon, thus changing the course of history.

[Delthion]

But then it turns out that the universe was an illusion and Matthias never died, then he was made immortal living in the real universe.

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

All the while, Firedrake is watching from the control room of the Death Star.

[James Gryphon]

But then a coffee cup fell into the main reactor, and it blew up.

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

The baby turtle flew Firedrake away to Redwall Abbey.

[James Gryphon]

Unfortunately, Redwall Abbey had recently been captured by a large army of weasels with bows and arrows, and renamed "Flitchwall".