The Endless Story

[Delthion]

Then Games Jryphon was resurrected...

[James Gryphon]

But RanielofDedwall came to drag him back into death's eternal prison.

[Delthion]

But then Deadwall died in a wall...

[James Gryphon]

... which had nothing to do with the happenings of Raniel, the enforcer from Dedwall.

[Jukka the Sling]

Meanwhile, the exploded sun's gravity caused it to collapse in on itself, forming a black hole.

[Delthion]

That was just a hloe that had been coloured by a two year old...

[Izeroth]

 Then, Russia and Algeria got stuck together and formed the empire of Rugeria. This new empire quickly began construction of a massive fortress, which bore a slightly unsettling resemblance to George Washington's head.

[Jukka the Sling]

Rugeria was ruled by a dictator named Nicolae Mariana, who happened to be a ten-year-old boy.

[Izeroth]

 Then, a massive army led by a reincarnated Albert Einstein went blitzkrieging across the Milky Way.

[Lady Amber]

And got sucked into the black hole formed by the sun's exploded gravity.

[Maudie]

And ended up in a parallel universe.

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

Where all gravity was inverse.

[Lady Amber]

And where wild pig monsters prospered in abundance.

[Izeroth]

 The Rugerian death-star then blew the alternate universe away.

[Jukka the Sling]

But then Delthion saved everyone with his mad ninja skills.