The Endless Story

[Delthion]

But then he died heroically.

[Jetthebinturong]

So that meant his death was permanent

(I can't believe I managed to get a Homestuck reference into this thing)

[Delthion]

And then the universe collapsed because of the HS reference.

[Jetthebinturong]

But it was scratched before it was destroyed so a new version was made

(You're just handing me material to reference Homestuck with, I love it)

[James Gryphon]

But everything within five quadrillion light years was destroyed by the unlimited vacuum collapser.

[Jasper]

Except for Delthion and Jukka, who got married  shortly after.

[Delthion]

But then Delthion was so weirded-out by that that he committed suicide.

[James Gryphon]

But he was already dead, so it brought him back to life.

[Jasper]

But then Delthion was so weirded-out by that that he committed suicide.

OOC: Gee, Jukka isn't THAT bad.  

BIC: And they lived happily ever after, and became cauliflower farmers.

[James Gryphon]

In a galaxy five quadrillion and one light years away, there was a problem.

[Jetthebinturong]

That problem was called Lrd English

[James Gryphon]

He was the subject of the great King Ingvaeonic, who had one thing in mind: the conquest of the universe.

[Jetthebinturong]

Lrd English was his agent of unstoppable destruction with the powers of the Cherubim, enhanced by those of the which made him almost unbeatable

[James Gryphon]

Unfortunately for him, the green sun went nova, destroying Lord English, the Igvaeonic Empire's fleet, and all hopes at future conquests.

[Jetthebinturong]

As a result of the destruction of the a dog named Becquerel and two shell creatures named the Sovereign Slayer and the Prototyped Matriarch also died as their powers were also derived from it