The Endless Story

[Jukka the Sling]

Spoiler

Im laughing so hard on the inside with the Sukka and Ledthion thing!!!!

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And I'm laughing so hard out loud!

But then Sukka and fifteen of her sixteen daughters left the convent, as they weren't Catholic. The one who remained was named Ariella, and she happened to like being a nun.

[Russa Nodrey]

So, Nussa came to visit Sukka and her fifteen daughters (who had moved to Canada for the winter). She was aghast to find that they had rented a mouse-ridden room, (above a small café) and had all been employed in a cabbage factory.

[James Gryphon]

(You mean Nussa Rodrey, not Russa; it's against the rules to be in the story. These are our parallel-world doubles.)

Then Ledthion Jr.'s fortress, despite some setbacks, was almost complete.

[Russa Nodrey]

(I've changed that.)

Sukka was horrified that her son had turned out so evil, and decided to stop him. (With Nussa's help of course.)

[James Gryphon]

But Ledthion, who as previously mentioned had gone insane, was proud of his son's evil ways, and the two joined forces as father and son to try to take over the galaxy.

[Russa Nodrey]

But Sukka, her 15 daughters, and Nussa, bombed his fortress. They then made a secret organization; consisting of people who considered Ledthion evil, and wanted to destroy him.

[James Gryphon]

(Nussa.)

So Ledthion came up with a plan for a orbiting battle station armed with a particle beam capable of destroying planets with one shot, and for the first time in his life Ledthion Jr. loved his father.

[Russa Nodrey]

OOC: I wonder where you're getting your ideas from.

But Sukka and Co. after studying blue prints for his battle station, mounted an attack on it's weakest point.....and destroyed it.
But not before Flo (one of Sukka's kids) found out Ledthion was her dad, and got him out of there.

[James Gryphon]

Ledthion had been using a code name, "the Dark Father", which is why his daughter didn't know that he was allied with Ledthion Jr. and behind these plans. However, even though he had been rescued, he was still evil, and kidnapped his daughter, taking her to the Ledthion & Son Evil Central Command bunker, which was hidden a thousand miles underneath the surface of a faraway planet.

[Russa Nodrey]

But Flo (who was known for her terrible singing voice) started to sing. Everyone and everything in a two thousand mile radius died...except for Flo.

[Izeroth]

 Then Emperor Hzeroti, who was quite irritated with bad singing, electrocuted Flo and threw her into a nearby garbage disposal.

[Russa Nodrey]

Which she promptly and effortlessly escaped from by singing a hole through the wall. She then returned to the safety of her mom and sisters' home above the cafe.

[LT Sandpaw]

Then the force awoke!

[Lady Amber]

But everyone was annoyed by the fact that the force had been snoring while it was asleep, and so they decided to bomb it. This they did with bliss. And so that is how the force met its demise.

[James Gryphon]

Meanwhile, Ledthion, who had left the bunker after depositing his daughter there, joined up with Ledthion Jr. on the second planet-destroying station they had built.