The Endless Story

[Izeroth]

 Wisney went out of business due to a lack of resources, which just goes to show how weak all of these companies really were.

[Lady Amber]

Then everyone revolted.

[Delthion]

But everyone was already revolting, so they became peaceful.

[Russa Nodrey]

Until one day, when a guy named Bob started a revolution.

[Delthion]

But it had already started, so he stopped it...

[Izeroth]

 And then the giant, omnipotent entity that was running the universe put Earth in his "trash" file.

[Søren]

AND THEN EMPYED THE TRASH CAN !! (This action cannot be undone.)

[James Gryphon]

So the Earth disappeared, and all of the aliens living in the universe cheered.

[The Skarzs]

And Szraks was happy.

[Izeroth]

 Skzraks was so happy, that he forgot to follow intergalactic traffic laws.

[Faiyloe]

He was stopped by the intergalactic traffic police who fined him and took his pie.

[Russa Nodrey]

Then he got mad, so he decided to fly a helicopter over the Bermuda Triangle.

[Faiyloe]

Then a tornado sucked him to the bottom of the ocean where he met a mermaid who showed him the wreck of the Titanic.

[Russa Nodrey]

Which he thought was really cool, unfortunately he attracted the attention of a hungry shark.....and it ate him.

[Delthion]

But he was a troll, and therefore poisonous to sharks, so the shark spat him out, and entered a spitting contest, the shark won by spitting Szraks all the way to Japan...