The Endless Story

[Delthion]

But Ledthion managed to throw Games into Skrook...

[James Gryphon]

...saving Games Jryphon from being crushed by the heavy steel awning, which then fell and squished Ledthion.

[Delthion]

But Sukka had saved him already...

[James Gryphon]

...meanwhile, Games, who was royally irritated at Skrookbrimmer, raised his hand with the intention of turning her into a tiny remote-controlled albino gorilla, but he was interrupted when Satthiam270 spoke.

[Delthion]

He said; "Do you not realize that she loves you?"

[James Gryphon]

Games, with a crazed look in his eyes, yelled "I DON'T CARE!!!!!!", and, raising both hands, attacked Skrook and Satthiam simultaneously with lightning.

[Delthion]

But Satthiam raised a mirror and killed Games, unreverseably.

[James Gryphon]

Then Skrook went irreversibly insane and attacked Satthiam.

[LT Sandpaw]

Who fell over dead after hearing Satthiam's magic words.

[Ungatt Trunn]

... Then High Lord Ungatt Trunn came and made everyone his slaves!

[Maudie]

Then Mask rose up in rebellion and overthrew him!

[Ungatt Trunn]

Then Ungatt vanquished Mask and returned as the monarchy.

[LT Sandpaw]

But Mask 2.0 came and destroyed Ungatt and reigned unchallenged.

[Izeroth]

 But Mask was really just a puppet leader, and Zieroth had all the real power.

[Jukka the Sling]

And then a bunch of forum members realized that you aren't exactly supposed to put yourself in this game, and they stopped.

In a galaxy far, far away, revolution was brewing. The people of the planet Kordinnia had grown sick and tired of eating cheeseburgers, so a few began meeting secretly in a tavern, trying to figure out what to do.