The Endless Story

[Ungatt Trunn]

Expecially Hiccup

[LT Sandpaw]

Who burned down the building and ate all the cheeseburgers.

[Delthion]

But choked on the salad dressing...

[LT Sandpaw]

And then barfed up his entire dinner on the government.

[Izeroth]

 The government officials, being germaphobes, quickly ordered two-hundred tons of soap to be dumped everywhere.

[LT Sandpaw]

What the government didn't know was that dragon barf is unclean able.

[Izeroth]

 So, the government flew off in a spaceship and nuked Earth from orbit.

[LT Sandpaw]

But they forgot to put atmospheric shielding on all their nukes so they burned up before hitting earth.

[James Gryphon]

Then every volcano on the planet became active and erupted, and lava covered every inch of the ground.

[Jukka the Sling]

Except for Prince Edward Island.

[Delthion]

Which was covered by twenty layers of ash...

[Ungatt Trunn]

And three layers of cottage cheese...

[Jukka the Sling]

And fifteen feet of mozzarella.

[Ungatt Trunn]

Plus another seven layers of pomegranates...

[Izeroth]

 Prince Edward Island imploded from the immense amount of pressure.