The Endless Story

[Søren]

And then the universe imploded.

[Russa Nodrey]

But it wasn't our universe.

[Ungatt Trunn]

But then... *prepare for plot twist!*... Prince Charming returned!


DUN DUN DUUUUUNNNN!!!!

[Izeroth]

 However, Prince Charming was assassinated by agents of the North Korean government.

[Ungatt Trunn]

But it turned out that the Koreans had only destrogen a dummy of him. Then the Fairy god Mother put  spell on line of Prince Charming's enemies that turned them to stone!

[Izeroth]

 But then they turned into stone golems and crushed him.

[Ungatt Trunn]

But then the Fairy god Mother went back in time and turned them all into cotton instead of stone, saving Prince Charming.

[SilentSam]

Then Freddy killed them all.

[James Gryphon]

But they were already dead, so they came back to life.

[Ungatt Trunn]

And then Freddy made Prince Charming the king of all existance!

[Kitsune]

Prince Charming lived a nice long life until he was of about thirty five years of age when he died of old age.

[Ungatt Trunn]

But then the Fairy god Mother realized that thirty-five if certainly NOT a long life, so she broth Prince CharmING back to life and made him ruler.

[James Gryphon]

But he tripped getting out of bed one morning, fell down the stairs, hit his head, and died.

[Ungatt Trunn]

Then the Fairy god Mother resurrected him again and made him invinsable.

[James Gryphon]

But the fairy godfather had hired an hitman to bump off the fairy godmother, and she died; then the fairy godfather's men gave the Prince a cement overcoat, making sure by the end of the night that he was sleeping with the fishes.