The Endless Story

[Delthion]

But then Feanor gave Melkor the Silmarils. (I don't know why he would!)

[James Gryphon]

But having been paralyzed by Fingolfin's attack, he couldn't do anything but stare at them.

[Ungatt Trunn]

Then everything turned into cotton.

[Delthion]

Except for cotton, which turned into snakes.

[Jetthebinturong]

Which scared Indiana Jones "Why did it have to be snakes?" he cried as he was bitten by a black mamba

[Delthion]

But it was a cottonmouth. Because that's the kind of snake that the cotton turned into...

[James Gryphon]

Fortunately, Indiana Jones was made out of LEGO™ bricks, and was immune to snake venom.

[Delthion]

But then something bad happened and Indiana Jones went to southern Indiana.

[Izeroth]

 Southern Indiana was overrun by Kentuckians.

[Ungatt Trunn]

And then the Virginians became rulers of all that existed.

[Izeroth]

 Except for Kentucky, which became a seperate dimension.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

But then Kentucky was conquered by King B.

[Delthion]

But then someone named Ledthion in southern Indiana conquered everything in all of the dimensions...

[Søren]

...except Texas, which was far to powerful to ever be conquered.

[Jetthebinturong]

And then Texas exploded