The Endless Story

[Delthion]

And then he died and crushed Texas under his body weight. And Texas was never brought back again or inhabited.

[LT Sandpaw]

Till San Dirago came and lifted it out making it stronger then ever before.

[Delthion]

But Texas had been obliterated forever and could never be brought back again...

[James Gryphon]

But it had already been destroyed, so it rose as the greatest superpower ever and conquered the universe, making everyone Texans.

[Jetthebinturong]

And then the universe exploded, when it was rebooted, Texas did not exist

[James Gryphon]

But then a man named Ham Souston formed a new country, the Republic of Texas, which became known as the greatest nation in the history of the universe.

[Jukka the Sling]

And peace and prosperity reigned throughout that land.

Then California broke off from the rest of the US and floated away. Everyone except the Californians rejoiced.

[Izeroth]

 But then California discovered an ancient ruin underneath the redwood forest, and they used ancient technology from this ruin to destroy everyone else.

[Jetthebinturong]

The Republic of Texas fought back but was ultimately destroyed

[Cornflower MM]

And the Californians laughed and rejoiced, eating granola bars, until winter came. . . . .

[James Gryphon]

It was a nuclear winter: Texas, because it had already been destroyed, was brought back to full strength, and wiped out everything in California with 10,000 tons worth of hydrogen bombs.

[Cornflower MM]

((What is with you and Texas?))

But what the Texans didn't figure in was all the Califorina dust, which blew back into their eyes. . . .

[James Gryphon]

Everybody keeps trying to destroy my home; what do you expect?

But the dust was blown up into space by a repulsor beam, and the Republic continued achieving its rightful destiny.

Meanwhile, in another universe, there was a guy named Billiam, who dreamed of eating the perfect taco.

[Jetthebinturong]

And as he dreamed, back in our universe, Texas was annihilated by a rampaging monster

[James Gryphon]

Yes: the backwater surfer town of Texas, California was completely destroyed, with no survivors, and the lizard monster continued its rampage across the island of California, destroying Los Angeles in spite of the best efforts of the California Self-Defense Forces.