The Endless Story

[Izeroth]

 Meanwhile, Zieroth was taking over Maine...

[Cornflower MM]

Which was quite warm and sunny. . .

[Jetthebinturong]

And then a meteor obliterated the entirety of North America, including Texas

[Cornflower MM]

And people in Rio cheered, danced, and got drunk. . . .

[Izeroth]

 On solar energy, which promptly burned them all to death.

[Lady Amber]

But then North America got un-obliterated.

[Izeroth]

 And a giant sloth destroyed Europe.

[Jetthebinturong]

And the rest of the world. The lost kingdom of Atlantis then rose up from the depths and ruled over the drowned planet for all eternity

[Izeroth]

 Until global warming caused the sea levels to rise, destroying Atlantis again.

[LT Sandpaw]

Allowing Texas to rise again become undefeatable and indestructible.

[Jetthebinturong]

However Texas had already resurfaced so it sank again

[Izeroth]

 In a galaxy far far away, a star blew up.

[Jukka the Sling]

Its gravity caused the UK to self-destruct.

[Jetthebinturong]

However since the entire planet was already drowned, this made little difference

[Izeroth]

 The giant sloth, which was quite hungry for new food, took to the stars in search of new planets.