The Endless Story

[Jukka the Sling]

They also brainwashed the characters so they'd be completely brutal fighters, with no human sympathy at all.

At the very first fight, Graaorn stabbed Woeyn in the arm.

[Delthion]

(But it was the Ring of the Lords!)

And even though the Vagga Bon warriors had crushed the Lord of the Rings characters. Asgard was still under the rule of the Ring of the Lords characters.

[Izeroth]

 Gormoth escaped from the Noor of Dight, and wrought fiery destruction down upon the Vaga Bon warriors.

[Jukka the Sling]

(@Oracle: Changed it.)

Then Minrodel found Rmaoth after years of searching.

[Izeroth]

 Then Jrian Baques wrote a book that was called Wedrall.

[Ungatt Trunn]

It was about a salamander marinated in chocolate.

[Russa Nodrey]

Who was eaten by a kid named Ttunga.

[Ungatt Trunn]

Who got stomach cramps as a result

[Russa Nodrey]

OOC: You do know Ttunga is an anagram of Ungatt so, um, Ttunga is you.

[Ungatt Trunn]

OOC: You do know Ttunga is an anagram of Ungatt so, um, Ttunga is you.

But it turned out that he didn't get stomach cramps!

[James Gryphon]

He actually had appendicitis!

[Ungatt Trunn]

But then it turned out that Ttunga wasn't even Ungatt! It was Leatho!

[Delthion]

Who was actually Othael!

[Ungatt Trunn]

Who turned out to be a stick of dynamite!

[Lady Amber]

And the stick of dynamite exploded.