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Jukka the Sling

#675
December 30, 2014, 11:50:29 PM
And everyone turned into a fetuccine tornado!
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Ungatt Trunn

#676
December 31, 2014, 12:05:18 AM
Which sucked up all of Louisiana!

Life is too short to rush through it.

Jukka the Sling

#677
December 31, 2014, 12:50:06 AM
Then Donald Duck was elected President.
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Izeroth

#678
December 31, 2014, 12:58:34 AM
 When duck hunting season arrived, he declared a state of emergency and dissolved all branches of government.

Jukka the Sling

#679
January 13, 2015, 03:27:05 AM
One fine morning, a guy named Billy Bob Johansson went for a walk down his quiet, average street.
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Maudie

#680
January 13, 2015, 03:42:12 AM
And was confronted by a wizard named Doubledoor.
"And this is life eternal, that they might know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast sent." John 17:3

LT Sandpaw

#681
January 13, 2015, 11:04:21 PM

Who fired a repeating spell the backfired shooting an endless loop of repeating backfires.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

James Gryphon

#682
January 14, 2015, 01:55:51 AM
So Bob took out a ray gun and rayed the alleged wizard.
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Lady Amber

#683
January 14, 2015, 03:03:46 AM
The wizard disintegrated into a pile of ash, and all the neighbors were terrified of Billy Bob 'cause he had killed someone.

Delthion

#684
January 14, 2015, 04:34:45 AM
Then he went to a bridge.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

James Gryphon

#685
January 14, 2015, 05:06:29 PM
Ledthion met him there, ready for action, his laser sword warmed up.
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Russa Nodrey

#686
January 14, 2015, 06:41:31 PM Last Edit: January 14, 2015, 07:01:42 PM by Russa Nodrey
Bob pulled out a baseball bat, and started to whack Ledthion.
Freddy

James Gryphon

#687
January 14, 2015, 06:54:17 PM
Ledthion was annoyed, and sliced the baseball bat in half with his laser sword.
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LT Sandpaw

#688
January 14, 2015, 07:11:05 PM

But then Billy Bob ignited a Lightsaber and attacked Ledthion.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

James Gryphon

#689
January 14, 2015, 07:12:00 PM
But Ledthion used his superb skills and cut the lightsaber in half with his laser sword.
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