The Endless Story

[Lady Amber]

Creating a small hut with a coop of chickens.

[Delthion]

Tended by an overreacting forum member...

[Lady Amber]

Who enslaved all other forum members.

[Delthion]

And turned them all into cornmeal!!!

[Russa Nodrey]

All the cornmealy forum member were very sad when they realized that they were cornmeal.

[Izeroth]

 In the brief second before they were devoured by a monstrous space-koala, they contemplated the meaning of life.

[Delthion]

They found that it was cabbaging!

[Lady Ashenwyte]

But  Nyrebo Lletram killed the koala.

[LT Sandpaw]

But the Koala was carried away by the massive Flo that had just flown by.

[Blaggut]

And then an army of corrupted bunnies firing howitzer cannons led Napoleon Bonaparte set up insta-forts copyright 1492) an invaded the unpeaceful land.

[James Gryphon]

But there was corrupted-bunny-repellent sprinkled over the countryside; the bunnies trampled the forts, the howitzers, and their leader in their hurry to get away, and ran into a river, filling it from bottom to top, and causing the water to overflow.

[Jukka the Sling]

Then a sparkly vampire by the name of Edward wandered by.

[James Gryphon]

An off-duty contract killer attacked him with a wooden stake.

[Russa Nodrey]

Edward was slain, the whole world celebrated.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Even the races in Upper Earth stopped fighting to celebrate.