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Started by CaptainRocktree, August 06, 2014, 05:16:24 PM

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LT Sandpaw


So using the power of gums he challenged Charlie who had just finished conquering the other planet.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

James Gryphon

Unfortunately, teeth were stronger than gums, even incredibly strong ones.
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Izeroth

 Meanwhile, on the planet of Gorb 32, an alien named George was learning how to make human soup.

Wylder Treejumper

Unfortunately, he put too much cayenne pepper in it and nearly killed himself.
"'Tis the business of small minds to shrink, but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death."
-Thomas Paine

"Integrity and firmness is all I can promise; these, be the voyage long or short, shall never forsake me although I may be deserted by all men."
-George Washington

Courage: Not only the willingness to die manfully, but also the determination to live decently.

LT Sandpaw


When his mouth finished smoking he discovered he now had teeth that shot fire.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

James Gryphon

Unfortunately, his wife was allergic to fire.
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Lady Amber

So he ended up having to go on a quest to find out how to get rid of his odd power.

LT Sandpaw


One day he found Charlie the mad dentist who had the solution to his problem. He pulled the fire shooting teeth out.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Izeroth

 Charlie was a human, so George put him in his soup.

James Gryphon

"The soup" was a large swimming pool, with candy trees on every side.
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LT Sandpaw


But Charlie didn't know how to swim so he sank to the bottom.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

James Gryphon

His loyal robots, however, came to rescue him.
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LT Sandpaw


But due too the amount of salt in the water the robots rusted solid.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

James Gryphon

About that time, George's wife Georgia came in, and asked what George was making for dinner.
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Izeroth

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 Knowing that his wife had a fear of humans, George tried to hide the soup "ingredient" from her.