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Jukka the Sling

#990
March 07, 2015, 06:44:17 PM
Then a sentient McChicken appeared.
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Izeroth

#991
March 07, 2015, 11:17:40 PM
 Unfortunately, it wasn't adapted to breathe in Earth's atmosphere, and it soon suffocated.

Russa Nodrey

#992
March 08, 2015, 01:19:41 AM Last Edit: March 08, 2015, 01:26:18 AM by Russa Nodrey
A Justin Bieber drank poisoned lime juice.
Freddy

Lady Ashenwyte

#993
March 08, 2015, 07:29:57 AM
And the world was at peace again.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Izeroth

#994
March 09, 2015, 01:33:25 AM
 Until it imploded.

Delthion

#995
March 09, 2015, 01:34:16 AM
Because of various shiftings in it's core. All of it exploded because of a new word being made up!
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Skyblade

#996
March 09, 2015, 01:37:13 AM
A few people managed to escape and take a magical spaceship to Saturn.

Thanks, MatthiasMan, for the avatar!

Delthion

#997
March 09, 2015, 01:39:03 AM
Which proceeded to eat them. Thinking that they were his children.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Skyblade

#998
March 09, 2015, 01:42:48 AM
That allusion ;D

The people gave him rocks to eat instead and flew their ship to the other side of the galaxy.

Thanks, MatthiasMan, for the avatar!

James Gryphon

#999
March 09, 2015, 01:46:51 AM
But then they were attacked by the Intergalactic Empire.
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Izeroth

#1000
March 09, 2015, 01:59:46 AM
 ...Which was ruled by Irozeth. He enslaved the refugees and forced them to work in his "fun" camps.

Delthion

#1001
March 09, 2015, 02:22:34 AM
Until they were liberated by Orland and his well-made sword; Urendald.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Jukka the Sling

#1002
March 09, 2015, 02:41:33 AM
Orland's last name was Blomo...
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Delthion

#1003
March 09, 2015, 02:42:55 AM
(Is that from a book?)

Eventually because of embarrassment he changed it to Urpint.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Jukka the Sling

#1004
March 09, 2015, 02:45:38 AM
(No.... You know, Orlando Bloom? The Limey (don't hit me, anyone) actor who played Legolas?)

Then Orland Urpint ate a ton of chocolate and primroses.
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien
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