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Started by CaptainRocktree, August 06, 2014, 05:16:24 PM

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Jukka the Sling

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They also brainwashed the characters so they'd be completely brutal fighters, with no human sympathy at all.

At the very first fight, Graaorn stabbed Woeyn in the arm.
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Delthion

(But it was the Ring of the Lords!)

And even though the Vagga Bon warriors had crushed the Lord of the Rings characters. Asgard was still under the rule of the Ring of the Lords characters.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Izeroth

 Gormoth escaped from the Noor of Dight, and wrought fiery destruction down upon the Vaga Bon warriors.

Jukka the Sling

(@Oracle: Changed it.)

Then Minrodel found Rmaoth after years of searching.
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Izeroth

 Then Jrian Baques wrote a book that was called Wedrall.

Ungatt Trunn

It was about a salamander marinated in chocolate.

Life is too short to rush through it.

Russa Nodrey

Who was eaten by a kid named Ttunga.
Freddy

Ungatt Trunn

Who got stomach cramps as a result

Life is too short to rush through it.

Russa Nodrey

OOC: You do know Ttunga is an anagram of Ungatt so, um, Ttunga is you.
Freddy

Ungatt Trunn

Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 30, 2014, 10:34:55 PM
OOC: You do know Ttunga is an anagram of Ungatt so, um, Ttunga is you.

But it turned out that he didn't get stomach cramps!

Life is too short to rush through it.

James Gryphon

He actually had appendicitis!
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Ungatt Trunn

But then it turned out that Ttunga wasn't even Ungatt! It was Leatho!

Life is too short to rush through it.

Delthion

Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Ungatt Trunn

Who turned out to be a stick of dynamite!

Life is too short to rush through it.

Lady Amber

And the stick of dynamite exploded.