The Endless Story

[Delthion]

(Oh, wow, you are more obsessed than I thought!)

Until finally a revolt was led by Rathur and he took over Britain.

[Jukka the Sling]

(What? He's famous. (Also, you may be happy to know that last year I heard he threw a punch at Justin Bieber. (And I heard this before I'd even seen LotR or really knew who he was. (Yes, I like sharing random facts.))))

Rathur's wife became a monk.

[Delthion]

Which was quite odd. As women become nuns.

[Jukka the Sling]

She also shaved a bald patch in her golden hair.

[Delthion]

She had prior to becoming a monk helped Rathur's nephew, Romdred take over Britain. He failed but killed Rathur in the progress.

[James Gryphon]

Whenever I hear the name "Orlando Bloom", I think of the guy who played Frodo... even though I know once I think about it that's not his name.

Everyone was secretly glad, as Rathur was a poor king, more interested in going on adventures than improving the lot of the people in his kingdom.

[LT Sandpaw]

The kingdom was happy for sometime until the rebel Koren the Dishwasher rebelled and started killing the aristocrats.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

But the rebel was killed and the King of Gaulois, Louis XVI invaded.

[LT Sandpaw]

But Koren the Dishwasher had only faked his death and ambushed the king's Ferrari on the road with a band of married men.

[James Gryphon]

Then the king's dog started to moan at the top of its lungs, rendering everyone that was in range to hear it permanently deaf.

[LT Sandpaw]

So everyone there asked the insurance company HearaLot for their insurance money.

[Izeroth]

 HearaLot was not a real insurance company, and was actually just another one of Irozeth's fiendish plots.

[Jukka the Sling]

Then a whistleblower blew the whistle on HearaLot.

[Delthion]

The a Whistling Gypsy came over the hill and down to the valley so shady.

[LT Sandpaw]

But the insurance company kidnapped the gypsy and brought him to their boss.