The Endless Story

[LT Sandpaw]

So the orcs pulled out their clubs and started beating Brienne, while singing Mary Had a Little Lamb.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

And Brienne beat them all and made them sing a Japanese song.

[James Gryphon]

But then, she got a text from the dentist's office saying that she was due for a checkup.

[Søren]

So she went to the dentist, who gave her way too much anesthesia, causing her to never wake up from her coma.

[James Gryphon]

Charlie smiled, as this meant he could take all of her teeth to add to his ever-growing collection.

[Søren]

So he put her teeth in his own mouth, desperately wanting to turn them into dentures as soon as possible.

[Mhera]

However, Charlie soon realized that Brienne hadn't flossed in months.

[Søren]

So he ate his lunch, graciously provided by Brienne.

[LT Sandpaw]

The singing orcs who were back for revenge started beating her while she was in a coma while singing Knick knack Patty WACK!

[James Gryphon]

Charlie saw a great opportunity and called his robots into the room.

[Jukka the Sling]

And then the singing orcs revealed themselves as Finrod the Elf, ten other Elves, and Beren!  Brienne woke up, let out a fangirl squeal, and charged headlong at Finrod, ignoring Charlie's robots.

[LT Sandpaw]

One of Charlie's robots raised a disintegration ray gun and fired at Brienne but missed and hit Finrod instead leaving him a tiny pile of ash.

[Vilu Daskar]

Brienne was furious about this and started beating the robot with a giant hot dog.

[Hickory]

The giant hot dog was severed in half by a bratwurst falling from the sky. (Phineas and Ferb reference)

[Delthion]

Charlie smiled, as this meant he could take all of her teeth to add to his ever-growing collection.

OOC: Deja vu!