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Wylder Treejumper

#2130
October 14, 2015, 04:03:22 AM
So, they decided to eat delicious German sausages.
"'Tis the business of small minds to shrink, but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death."
-Thomas Paine

"Integrity and firmness is all I can promise; these, be the voyage long or short, shall never forsake me although I may be deserted by all men."
-George Washington

Courage: Not only the willingness to die manfully, but also the determination to live decently.

Lady Ashenwyte

#2131
October 14, 2015, 05:57:54 AM
A donkey came and threw them all into the fiery pits of Daskar.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Vilu Daskar

#2132
October 20, 2015, 03:50:47 PM
Which was owned by the infamous Yilu Vaskar who had come back to life yet again.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

SilentSam

#2133
October 22, 2015, 12:25:10 AM
Then, they went back to Germany which was taken over by the little country of Luxembourg, which also took over the US.
;D~~~~Silent~~~~Sam~~~~Squirrel~~~ ;D
HEHE!
I AM SAM ;D
Cicha sam jest najlepszym redwall znaków!

Vilu Daskar

#2134
October 22, 2015, 03:11:54 PM
Everyone was confused by this but that didn't matter because they too were conquered by Luxembourg.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Jukka the Sling

#2135
October 29, 2015, 05:48:03 PM
Luxemburg joined forces with Liechtenstein and Vatican City and forced everyone to eat nothing but ice cream sandwiches for the rest of their lives.
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Vilu Daskar

#2136
October 29, 2015, 08:53:25 PM
That's why Reb the Rebel came back and dropped Atomic bombs of Luxembourg, Liechtenstein, and Vatican City completely wiping them out and making himself king.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Lady Ashenwyte

#2137
October 31, 2015, 07:15:34 AM
And then TEH EMPRAH conquered the world.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Vilu Daskar

#2138
October 31, 2015, 04:45:20 PM
So Reb rebelled again since that's what he does.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Izeroth

#2139
October 31, 2015, 08:10:59 PM
 The Pope, who had somehow managed to survive the bombing of Vatican City, killed Reb with a sword.

Vilu Daskar

#2140
October 31, 2015, 09:01:38 PM
The Pope was then Murdered by Gamie Jryphon.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Lady Ashenwyte

#2141
November 01, 2015, 12:48:41 AM
And Gamie Jryphon was killed by TEH EMPRAH.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Vilu Daskar

#2142
November 01, 2015, 03:08:45 PM
Who was then killed by an angry Games Jryphon.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Jukka the Sling

#2143
November 01, 2015, 07:47:13 PM
One day a beautiful girl walked down Main Street.
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Vilu Daskar

#2144
November 01, 2015, 08:29:00 PM
Her name was Bert. She saw Reb, The Pope, Gamie, and Teh Emprah get murdered and was horrified.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.
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