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Lady Amber

#2340
January 12, 2016, 02:08:50 AM
Captain Baldreale owned a cat named Fluffelsteenie.

Delthion

#2341
January 12, 2016, 04:40:14 AM
Who was called Fluff.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Vilu Daskar

#2342
January 12, 2016, 03:18:50 PM
Fluff was made that the SPESS guys had killed Baldreale.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Delthion

#2343
January 12, 2016, 08:03:35 PM
And then oasighfiasghfuwapuiojeawhgf ib ate everything in sight and out of sight.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Lady Amber

#2344
January 13, 2016, 12:56:17 AM
Fluffelsteenie wanted revenge on the whole galaxy for no reason at all.

Delthion

#2345
January 13, 2016, 04:20:14 AM
But he was eaten by oasighfiasghfuwapuiojeawhgf ib so it didn't matter.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

James Gryphon

#2346
January 13, 2016, 04:23:05 AM
After tearing his way out of the other's chest, Fluffelsteenie decided to build a doomsday device that could destroy everything in the galaxy.
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Lady Ashenwyte

#2347
January 13, 2016, 08:51:07 AM
But the SPESS MEHREENS killed Fluffelsteenie and his KAOYZ allies.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Vilu Daskar

#2348
January 13, 2016, 03:15:50 PM
Excpt the SPESS guys were ghosts so they only thought Fluffelwhatever was dead.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

James Gryphon

#2349
January 13, 2016, 04:19:15 PM
After a year of work, Fluff needed just one last part to complete his device: a 64oz jar of grape jelly.
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Vilu Daskar

#2350
January 13, 2016, 04:40:47 PM
Unfortunately, all the 64oz jars of grape jelly had been destroyed, so had any way of making them or making the things that make the things that make the things that make them.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

James Gryphon

#2351
January 13, 2016, 04:45:08 PM
Fortunately, the things that make the things that make them were still intact and readily available.
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Vilu Daskar

#2352
January 13, 2016, 04:47:34 PM
But Fluff didn't know what they were for so he destroyed them 'cause he was bored.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

James Gryphon

#2353
January 13, 2016, 06:09:56 PM
So, he decided to use a 64oz. jar of strawberry jelly instead.
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Vilu Daskar

#2354
January 13, 2016, 06:31:56 PM
But he found out the same thing had happened with them as the grape, he got so mad that he ate Jamze Griffen the Monitor Lizard, a relation of Games Jryphon.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.
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