Official Topic For Affairs About And Related Too The Forum's Armies

[Blaggut]

In this topic you. May declare wars and have announcements and such.

Also, as I have been gone for sometimes, may all armies and their commanders introduce their nation?

[Izeroth]

 Well, I'm pretty new around here, but I've managed to assemble a small army of weasels and stoats.
My ferocious mustelid military are swimming across the ocean as we speak, and shall soon land on the shores of this forum. How can you tell them apart you ask? A weasel's weasily recognized, but a stoat's stoatily different.

[Tam and Martin]

 

[Russa Nodrey]

I have an army of Benevolent Baboons, an army of Puny Piranhas (Be not misled by their name, for the are most vicious), and last but not least Bedridden bed bugs!!!!  With this army I will keep evil dudes from entering this forum, and destroying innocent civilians!!!!!!

[Jetthebinturong]

*Piranhas

[Cornflower MM]

My WCFYPWS. I'll explain later.

[Rusvul]

Walrus Cannibalizing Floor Yuppy Paralyzing Wild Stoneheads.

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

army of the baby turtle

[Rainshadow]

  Well, Rainy has thousands of Daleks at his command, but he doesn't really use them for much.

  *Awesome British accent*  Not true!  I almost took over a thread with them!  *Awesome British accent ends*

  Emphasis on the almost.

  *Awesome British accent*  Humph!  *Awesome British accent ends*

[Delthion]

Gopher Legions, specializing in massacring Daleks!

[Rainshadow]

  I still don't quite understand how gophers could ever defeat Daleks.  I mean, their armour is practically impenetrable, and they have lasers that shoot down anyone or anything that gets too close.  Also, they have spaceships.

[Delthion]

They have Laser rolling-pins. 

[Rainshadow]

  Whisks.  It's laser whisks. 

[Delthion]

*Stares in confusion. Wondering if that was a correction or just a joke.*

[Izeroth]

 I would be afraid of daleks, but I've armed myself with Dalek-be-gone. I don't think the EPA allows it in my state, but drastic times call for drastic measures.