Food lovers unite!

[Delthion]

*GLs set up a blockade preventing the parrots from joining the abominable CBICs and Baby Turtle.*

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

*Trolls crush everything and everybody*

You're all so adorably squishable.

baby turtle's shell is not squishable!

baby turtle's minions leap down the trolls' throats and destroy them from the inside

We made them squishable.

Sorry; the trolls are for the trolls, and no one else. Have fun with your war!

Wow, you remind me a lot of the Dwarves in The Last Battle. "The Dwarves are for the Dwarves!"

Hmm. . .

baby turtle's shells regenerate to be unsquishable

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

*GLs set up a blockade preventing the parrots from joining the abominable CBICs and Baby Turtle.*

parrots can fly!

[Delthion]

Yes, but the GLs have laser Rolling-pins.

[Lady Amber]

*Death Parrots drill through blockade with their beaks so the others can get in*

[Delthion]

I need some help here! I wonder where my allies are.

[Lady Amber]

What are the GLs?

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

Yes, but the GLs have laser Rolling-pins.

cute.  baby turtle and his minions have water-based mirrors.

[Delthion]

What are the GLs?

The Gopher Legions.

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

baby turtle flood's the GL's tunnels

[Delthion]

The Gopher Legions don't have tunnels.

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

What do they have?

[Delthion]

You're just going to destroy what they have.

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

true.

[Delthion]

*GLs pour acid into all bodies of water under the control of baby turtle, after taking enough to last for ten years of course.*