Death to the non-mustelids!!!

Izeroth · August 14, 2014, 08:24:03 PM

So, it has come to my attention that mustelids make up only a small part of the animal kingdom. I plan to change by exterminating anything that isn't part of the family Mustelidae. Stoats, ferrets, weasels, minks, polecats, martens, badgers, fishers, wolverines, sables, grisons, skunks and otters unite! To wrath! To ruin!

Any questions?

Jetthebinturong · August 14, 2014, 08:59:57 PM

Why have you become the animal kingdom's version of Hitler?

Izeroth · August 14, 2014, 09:45:16 PM

Mustelids are far superior to everything else. Therefore everything else must be destroyed. It's for the greater good, I assure you*.

*for the greater good of mustelids, anyway.

BadgerLordFiredrake · August 14, 2014, 09:53:32 PM

baby turtle shall win

Jetthebinturong · August 14, 2014, 10:00:57 PM

Quote from: Izeroth on August 14, 2014, 09:45:16 PM
Mustelids are far superior to everything else. Therefore everything else must be destroyed. It's for the greater good, I assure you*.

*for the greater good of mustelids, anyway.

What I'm hearing: Mustelid power, purge the undesirables, zieg heil

Rusvul · August 14, 2014, 10:55:25 PM

Bahahahahahaha. Jet.

Cornflower MM · August 15, 2014, 12:45:25 AM

I'M A SQUIDDEL!

Izeroth · August 15, 2014, 08:47:58 PM

What in the name of Vulpez is a Squiddel!? Is that some sort of rodent-cephalopod??

The Skarzs · August 15, 2014, 09:06:44 PM

This is hilarious, but I'm not laughing because I don't laugh.
@Ize: Ferrets= awesome. I do have a question, though: are we cave trolls safe from thy wrath?

Cornflower MM · August 15, 2014, 09:22:13 PM

Quote from: Izeroth on August 15, 2014, 08:47:58 PM
What in the name of Vulpez is a Squiddel!? Is that some sort of rodent-cephalopod??

It's forum slang for squirrel. My counter part is a possum.

Tam and Martin · August 15, 2014, 09:47:30 PM

CBIC'S! PREPARE FOR BATTLE!

Izeroth · August 15, 2014, 10:40:30 PM

Well, Skarzs, I am definitely eliminating all real-life non-mustelids, but I am unsure about what to do with fairy tale animals like your cave-trolls. Your cave trolls, if they behave themselves, could have very profitable careers as athletes/performers.

Cornflower MM · August 15, 2014, 10:42:09 PM

What about me?

Tam and Martin · August 15, 2014, 10:42:43 PM

ANd me?

Izeroth · August 15, 2014, 10:47:32 PM

Well, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to eliminate all squirrels/humans/possum what-not.

Now, in the case of the teddy bears... I am afraid I shall to destroy them because of two reasons

A: made by humans
B: too dangerous and if left unchecked; could spark rebellion

Have a nice day.

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Death to the non-mustelids!!!