Death to the non-mustelids!!!

[The Skarzs]

Well, Skarzs, I am definitely eliminating all real-life non-mustelids, but I am unsure about what to do with fairy tale animals like your cave-trolls. Your cave trolls, if they behave themselves, could have very profitable careers as athletes/performers.

Yesss. . .
Well, actually, there's only me.





So lonely. . .

[Jetthebinturong]

*Pulls out rapid-fire laser rifle* FASCIST! *Starts firing*

Cookie if you know what movie I'm referencing

[Rusvul]

*Air strikes the area that Jet's shooting with a big spinny hovercraft*

[The Mask]

HEH. STUPID FERRET. HOW DO YOU PROPOSE DO DEFEAT CTHULHU AND AN ARMY OF CTHULHI?!

[Izeroth]

 I'll ressurect  HP. Lovecraft and hold him hostage to force you to do what I want.

[Jetthebinturong]

*Air strikes the area that Jet's shooting with a big spinny hovercraft*

Why are you helping the animal version of Nazis???

*Keeps firing at Izeroth and his army*

[Rusvul]

You misunderstand. I'm air-striking your target.

[The Mask]

H.P. LOVECRAFT HAS NO CONTROL OVER CTHULHU!

[Izeroth]

H.P.  Lovecraft is your creator! Are you just going to let me kill him!?

[The Mask]

THAT'S LIKE SAYING LIGERS AND TIGONS HAVE TO LISTEN TO US BECAUSE WE HELPED CREATE THEM.

[Jetthebinturong]

*Guns down a row of stoats and weasels* VIVA LA RESISTANCE!!!!!!

[Cornflower MM]

Well, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to eliminate all squirrels/humans/possum what-not.

Now, in the case of the teddy bears... I am afraid I shall to destroy them because of two reasons

A: made by humans
B: too dangerous and if left unchecked; could spark rebellion

Have a nice day.   

Excuse me? Well, Jet, looks like ya got some help. WCFPWS, CHAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!!!!!!!!

[Tam and Martin]

CBIC's, hold back. Let's see where this leads.