The Throne Room

[rachel25]

TaM is weird

[Tam and Martin]

Rachel is weird

[rachel25]

Why Thankee!

[Tam and Martin]

Why Thankee!

[Rusvul]

*Materializes* Greetings, my lord! I would like to inform you of the fact that everyone is squabbling, and as such, I deem them worthy of a good old-fashioned mind-stabbing. If you were to allow me to, I would be happy *Pauses, then materializes psionic floating daggers* to assist you.

[Jetthebinturong]

I shall rally my golem army *Golems rally outside the tyrant's fortress* Golem 2265, incinerate the wall! *A golem walks forward and places his hand on the wall, it starts to crumble*

Thought you ought to know what's going on outside (In the revolution topic), I've got three people on my side now, VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

Hah, we should have a war, how do you retaliate oh "king"?

...I'm sorry, my majesty. I don't know what came over me. I apologize for the errors of my ways. You are the rightful ruler of the realm.

[Delthion]

*GLs rush to the aid of the beleaguered Griffin.*

I shall stop these pests or die trying!

[Cornflower MM]

I'M STAYING OUT OF THIS!

[The Skarzs]

A wise amendment.

I file a complaint! Eolyiaf has abducted my precious OITB's and Zombiefied them now they are reeking havoc! Could you assist and devour them or something. They make good snacks...  as scarzs has already figured out *Glares at Scarzs*

[Jetthebinturong]

*Fires millions of tiny daggers of green energy at Oracle* *The fortress wall crumbles* ALRIGHT, EVERYONE IN!!!

We're inside, my lord; soon we will reach the throne room, how do you respond?

[Tam and Martin]

Hardy.

[James Gryphon]

...I'm sorry, my majesty. I don't know what came over me. I apologize for the errors of my ways. You are the rightful ruler of the realm.

We're inside, my lord; soon we will reach the throne room, how do you respond?

I graciously accept your repentance of your evil, rebellious ways. I do wish it would have come before you messed up the walls of the place where I meet with you masses, but that's okay; you'll have plenty of time to rebuild it.

So go ahead and get started on that; with all these armies you thoughtfully brought here it shouldn't take any time at all to make a wall that's even better than the one you deconstructed. I'm going to my eyrie for now, but I'll be back to check on your work in a bit.

Also, I appreciate your bringing so many snacks for my tribute. It is proper to bring a good gift to a great monarch like myself, and I am pleased with what you have provided. Consider yourself commended.

The gryphon rises up, takes a few soldiers and officers in his massive beak, and flies off.

[Cornflower MM]

I want to file a complaint against the Baby Turtle and BadgerLordFireDrake. The Lord Firedrake is really GMing that stupid turtle, and it's getting annoying.

Hey Corny, If you look closely you will  see that this is the cellars.  

Tam, Rach, shut up.

But, but, but. . . . OH YOU STUPID GRYPHON! *Covers mouth in shock* AH! I just called a Mod stupid! You know what, I'll go help Jet rebuild the walls before you eat me. . . . .

[Rusvul]

He's manipulating you! This is the type of tyranny we seek to exile! COME BACK HERE, YOU OVERLY AIRBORN FELINE! *Throws psionic daggers into the sky at retreating Gryphon*

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[The Skarzs]

I'm glad that James fixed this post for me.
*Ahem*:

The trolls would like to serve the great gryphon. If nothing else, we are tasty and would be good with copious quantities of lemon and garlic.