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Death to baby turtle!

Started by Lady Amber, August 19, 2014, 04:37:01 PM

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Delthion

But then you shall cause pollution and the earth would riot! You must give the real baby turtle to be SOUP!!!
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

BadgerLordFiredrake

baby turtle sees no logic in this
baby turtle forever

Delthion

The Shadowhound is completely illogical!!!!!!!
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

BadgerLordFiredrake

therefore he is not to be listened to
baby turtle forever

Cornflower MM

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Quote from: BadgerLordFiredrake on August 21, 2014, 10:22:18 PM
therefore he is not to be listened to

No, he is not.

EDIR: I mean, he IS to be listened too.

Lady Amber


Tam and Martin



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Gwen A. Mouse

Me: "Hold it, hold it! Thinking of killing baby turtles and making them into soup simply for being annoying? What would Mr. Jacques say? All creatures should live together in harmony and-"

Rolen: *tackles and defenestrates me* "Ah, don' listen to 'er, mates. I've allus wondered wot turtle soup tastes like."

Ginny: *smacks Rolen* "Rolen Conway! What the 'Gates were you thinking? Leave our author alone!"

Me: "Oww...." *twitches on the pavement*
"You need to get yourself a better dictionary. When you do, look up genocide. You'll see a little picture of me there and the caption'll read 'over my dead body'!" -The Doctor

Izeroth

 I have extensively researched the subject and came finally to the conclusion that baby turtle is not a creature of this world. Using this knowledge, I have realized a horrible truth: baby turtle is in fact an invasive species, introduced from another forum, I would guess. Baby turtle is no different from English ivy or Kudzu, and plans to take over this forum slowly while we are blind to it.

Rusvul

...Heh. What the Gates. That's clever.

Cornflower MM

Quote from: Izeroth on August 22, 2014, 06:46:18 AM
I have extensively researched the subject and came finally to the conclusion that baby turtle is not a creature of this world. Using this knowledge, I have realized a horrible truth: baby turtle is in fact an invasive species, introduced from another forum, I would guess. Baby turtle is no different from English ivy or Kudzu, and plans to take over this forum slowly while we are blind to it.

I like English Ivy. And you can make jelly out of kudzu flowers. Although I'm not a big fan of kudzu. . . . . It's frickin' everywhere!

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