Death to baby turtle!

Delthion · August 21, 2014, 08:54:17 PM

But then you shall cause pollution and the earth would riot! You must give the real baby turtle to be SOUP!!!

BadgerLordFiredrake · August 21, 2014, 08:57:30 PM

baby turtle sees no logic in this

Delthion · August 21, 2014, 08:58:02 PM

The Shadowhound is completely illogical!!!!!!!

BadgerLordFiredrake · August 21, 2014, 10:22:18 PM

therefore he is not to be listened to

Cornflower MM · August 21, 2014, 10:27:10 PM

Quote from: BadgerLordFiredrake on August 21, 2014, 10:22:18 PM
therefore he is not to be listened to

No, he is not.

EDIR: I mean, he IS to be listened too.

Lady Amber · August 21, 2014, 11:06:03 PM

Quote from: rachel25 on August 20, 2014, 05:55:06 PM
Um, I'll ally with you!

Thanks!

Tam and Martin · August 21, 2014, 11:59:53 PM

Lady Amber · August 22, 2014, 12:30:58 AM

Why the sad face?

Tam and Martin · August 22, 2014, 12:33:44 AM

Cause.

Lady Amber · August 22, 2014, 12:43:47 AM

Okaaay...

Gwen A. Mouse · August 22, 2014, 06:28:02 AM

Me: "Hold it, hold it! Thinking of killing baby turtles and making them into soup simply for being annoying? What would Mr. Jacques say? All creatures should live together in harmony and-"

Rolen: *tackles and defenestrates me* "Ah, don' listen to 'er, mates. I've allus wondered wot turtle soup tastes like."

Ginny: *smacks Rolen* "Rolen Conway! What the 'Gates were you thinking? Leave our author alone!"

Me: "Oww...." *twitches on the pavement*

Izeroth · August 22, 2014, 06:46:18 AM

I have extensively researched the subject and came finally to the conclusion that baby turtle is not a creature of this world. Using this knowledge, I have realized a horrible truth: baby turtle is in fact an invasive species, introduced from another forum, I would guess. Baby turtle is no different from English ivy or Kudzu, and plans to take over this forum slowly while we are blind to it.

Rusvul · August 22, 2014, 06:46:52 AM

...Heh. What the Gates. That's clever.

Cornflower MM · August 22, 2014, 03:47:50 PM

Quote from: Izeroth on August 22, 2014, 06:46:18 AM
I have extensively researched the subject and came finally to the conclusion that baby turtle is not a creature of this world. Using this knowledge, I have realized a horrible truth: baby turtle is in fact an invasive species, introduced from another forum, I would guess. Baby turtle is no different from English ivy or Kudzu, and plans to take over this forum slowly while we are blind to it.

I like English Ivy. And you can make jelly out of kudzu flowers. Although I'm not a big fan of kudzu. . . . . It's frickin' everywhere!

Tam and Martin · August 22, 2014, 05:01:16 PM

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Death to baby turtle!