A call for peace!

[Izeroth]

 This war against baby turtle has lasted WAY too long! Innocent threads are turned to mush as our armies beat the pulp out of each other in the boxing ring that is this forum. Innocent bystanders are caught in the war of our attacks and driven out of threads!! Not the land, nor the air, nor even space is safe from this endless barrage of hate. The oceans were polluted with chaos and destruction- the land likewise. I myself incinerated an entire mountain range in the fighting. Thus I bring before you, beasts of this forum, a simple request. End this war now! This madness must be stopped, or it shall tear everything apart. I have brought before baby turtle a treaty, and with your agreement, this madness could end.

The terms for baby turtle --
1: You shall make no attempt to stop us from using water.
2: You shall accept that turtles are not gods and that they can be defeated from time to time.
3: You shall pay us 50 dollars in whatever currency you so desire to use.

The terms for the anti-baby turtle folk --
1: You shall no longer antagonize baby turtle.
2: You shall set aside a tract of sea somewhere in the north-pacific for baby turtle.
3: You shall not use turtle leather, eat turtle soup, and do anything deemed disrespectful by turtles.

[Delthion]

Meh, that's acceptable.

[BlueRose]

Sounds fine to me.... Although, I'm not sure I have a say, seeing as though I'm completely neutral....


What about neutral parties? There isn't anything for them to do!

[Rusvul]

*Begins to sheathe sword, then remembers I don't have one* Acceptable.

[Cornflower MM]

Sounds fine to me.... Although, I'm not sure I have a say, seeing as though I'm completely neutral....


What about neutral parties? There isn't anything for them to do!

Yes. While I'm not completely neutral, I'm neutral.

[Tam and Martin]

Sure!

[Izeroth]

 The neutral parties can, um, go on a vacation or something. They aren't needed here.

[BlueRose]

YAY!!!! *goes on vacation*

[Tam and Martin]

Where on vacation did you go?

[BlueRose]

Xanadu.

[Cornflower MM]

I'm going to England! *Goes to England on vacay*

[Izeroth]

 Now, where exactly in the North Pacific should baby turtle be put?  Considering that Russia is cold and that China is polluted, what about Japan?

[BlueRose]

What about Korea?  South Korea is a pretty decent place, despite the fact that their characters look like fishbowls.

(Funny story: My sis was learning Korean with Rosetta Stone, and I walked by one day and made a random guess as to what the word meant based on the pictures. I guessed that the word was Fishbowl, ['cause there were lots of ovals] and I was right. )

[Izeroth]

 That could work. Now we just need to get baby turtle's consent and ship him there.

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

This war against baby turtle has lasted WAY too long! Innocent threads are turned to mush as our armies beat the pulp out of each other in the boxing ring that is this forum. Innocent bystanders are caught in the war of our attacks and driven out of threads!! Not the land, nor the air, nor even space is safe from this endless barrage of hate. The oceans were polluted with chaos and destruction- the land likewise. I myself incinerated an entire mountain range in the fighting. Thus I bring before you, beasts of this forum, a simple request. End this war now! This madness must be stopped, or it shall tear everything apart. I have brought before baby turtle a treaty, and with your agreement, this madness could end.

The terms for baby turtle --
1: You shall make no attempt to stop us from using water.
As long as you are not taking over the water or using it excessively.
2: You shall accept that turtles are not gods and that they can be defeated from time to time.
They cannot be defeated because they always retreat when the battle is pointless.
3: You shall pay us 50 dollars in whatever currency you so desire to use.
The baby turtles have no currency, so we shall pay you in that of the snail, seaweed.

The terms for the anti-baby turtle folk --
1: You shall no longer antagonize baby turtle.
Good.
2: You shall set aside a tract of sea somewhere in the north-pacific for baby turtle.
Northwest Pacific, by the Seattle/Vancouver BC/Portland area.
3: You shall not use turtle leather, eat turtle soup, and do anything deemed disrespectful by turtles.
Good.