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a new empire (no grammar included, I'm afraid)

Started by Izeroth, September 03, 2014, 11:47:45 PM

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Izeroth

  The grammar empire was destroyed by dragons, sadly. Fortunately, I managed to survive the dragon invasion and, after crawling out of the smoking ruins of my palace, started a quest to rebuild the empire. I travelled to the northern mountains, accompanied by about a million soldiers (all that was left of my once grand army) and purged them of the goblin scum that lived in them. Over the foul goblin dens I built castles and forts, hewn into the very rock itself. The largest of the goblin dens was turned into a glorious city, which I named "Izeroth City".  A very humble name for a city, don't you think?

Any way, my empire is expanding and I need allies to fight off any threats that may arise! If you fought against me in the mustelid wars, you needn't think of me as a threat. I have enacted reforms and non-mustelids now have full rights! You are also allowed to use wrong grammar (though heavily discouraged).

Delthion

My kingdom occupies all of the far north, but you can be just to the south of Ollcrainn.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

rachel25

I have a huge Kingdom in a hidden land across the Enchanted Sea. But i will not alley with you. 1. You destroyed he goblins. NOT ON! 2. Im the dragon who destroyed your last empire. And i will destroy this one also. >:D

Izeroth

 
Quote from: rachel25 on September 04, 2014, 10:06:51 AM
I have a huge Kingdom in a hidden land across the Enchanted Sea. But i will not alley with you. 1. You destroyed he goblins. NOT ON! 2. Im the dragon who destroyed your last empire. And i will destroy this one also. >:D

You should thank me for destroying the goblins. They're the most horrible creatures ever to live on the face of the earth.

Unimaginative

What about my floating ethereal kingdom? It's larger than all of yours, and translucent.  ;D
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Cos I'd forgotten how to sail" - The Gardener , The Tallest Man on Earth


Jetthebinturong

Why did you destroy the goblins? They are not filthy and vile, goblins are inventors, scholars and wisemen. You sir are a murderer!
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Tim Churchmouse

Thoust shalt rebel against thy non grammatic ways forthwith spaketh this! Thoust also moulded with thy very hands thoust doth (not) see before ye a grand city of righteousness and amazingness! Thoust is up forth any alliance pact twixt yours and Jetthebinturog!
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Izeroth

Quote from: Jetthebinturong on September 04, 2014, 06:35:27 PM
Why did you destroy the goblins? They are not filthy and vile, goblins are inventors, scholars and wisemen. You sir are a murderer!

Perhaps you know a different breed of goblins than I do. These goblins, I assure you, are quite terrible. I went to meet their leader, who immediately ordered his guards to kill me. If I had been slightly slower, I would have been slain.

Delthion

Indeed, that must have been a trying time. You shall have the aid of Ollcrainn in finding a new kingdom. There is a lovely plain just to the south of Ollmcrainn, It has a forest to one side of it. With a great place for a castle.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Izeroth

Quote from: Delthion on September 04, 2014, 08:29:58 PM
Indeed, that must have been a trying time. You shall have the aid of Ollcrainn in finding a new kingdom. There is a lovely plain just to the south of Ollmcrainn, It has a forest to one side of it. With a great place for a castle.

I am sorry, but I have already built a fortress in the great northern mountains. I believe your kingdom lies somewhere to the west of it, so I don't think our boundaries cross.

Delthion

Alas, they do not. But you may rely on Ollmcrain for protection while you are growing.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Rainshadow

  *Shows up late to the welcome party with pie and Starbucks*  Hey, welcome to the neighbourhood!  I brought you some coffee and a cherry pie.  Sorry about the dragons, by the way.  I know you probably don't like dragons after what they did to the kingdom.  *Glances at dozens of dragons following like ducklings*  Er, I'm sort of like their mother in a way, and they don't like being away from me.  Probably because they think I have jerky in my pocket, WHICH I DON'T!  *Glares at dragons*
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rachel25

*glares at Izeroth* You lie about the goblins! YOU LIE!!!!!!!!!!

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Quote from: rachel25 on September 04, 2014, 10:06:51 AM
I have a huge Kingdom in a hidden land across the Enchanted Sea. But i will not alley with you. 1. You destroyed he goblins. NOT ON! 2. Im the dragon who destroyed your last empire. And i will destroy this one also. >:D

*Is very much tempted to say Yes, please. But refrains*