a new empire (no grammar included, I'm afraid)

[Izeroth]

  The grammar empire was destroyed by dragons, sadly. Fortunately, I managed to survive the dragon invasion and, after crawling out of the smoking ruins of my palace, started a quest to rebuild the empire. I travelled to the northern mountains, accompanied by about a million soldiers (all that was left of my once grand army) and purged them of the goblin scum that lived in them. Over the foul goblin dens I built castles and forts, hewn into the very rock itself. The largest of the goblin dens was turned into a glorious city, which I named "Izeroth City".  A very humble name for a city, don't you think?

Any way, my empire is expanding and I need allies to fight off any threats that may arise! If you fought against me in the mustelid wars, you needn't think of me as a threat. I have enacted reforms and non-mustelids now have full rights! You are also allowed to use wrong grammar (though heavily discouraged).

[Delthion]

My kingdom occupies all of the far north, but you can be just to the south of Ollcrainn.

[rachel25]

I have a huge Kingdom in a hidden land across the Enchanted Sea. But i will not alley with you. 1. You destroyed he goblins. NOT ON! 2. Im the dragon who destroyed your last empire. And i will destroy this one also.

[Izeroth]

 

I have a huge Kingdom in a hidden land across the Enchanted Sea. But i will not alley with you. 1. You destroyed he goblins. NOT ON! 2. Im the dragon who destroyed your last empire. And i will destroy this one also.

You should thank me for destroying the goblins. They're the most horrible creatures ever to live on the face of the earth.

[Unimaginative]

What about my floating ethereal kingdom? It's larger than all of yours, and translucent. 

[rachel25]

Want a bet?

[Jetthebinturong]

Why did you destroy the goblins? They are not filthy and vile, goblins are inventors, scholars and wisemen. You sir are a murderer!

[Tim Churchmouse]

Thoust shalt rebel against thy non grammatic ways forthwith spaketh this! Thoust also moulded with thy very hands thoust doth (not) see before ye a grand city of righteousness and amazingness! Thoust is up forth any alliance pact twixt yours and Jetthebinturog!

[Izeroth]

Why did you destroy the goblins? They are not filthy and vile, goblins are inventors, scholars and wisemen. You sir are a murderer!

Perhaps you know a different breed of goblins than I do. These goblins, I assure you, are quite terrible. I went to meet their leader, who immediately ordered his guards to kill me. If I had been slightly slower, I would have been slain.

[Delthion]

Indeed, that must have been a trying time. You shall have the aid of Ollcrainn in finding a new kingdom. There is a lovely plain just to the south of Ollmcrainn, It has a forest to one side of it. With a great place for a castle.

[Izeroth]

Indeed, that must have been a trying time. You shall have the aid of Ollcrainn in finding a new kingdom. There is a lovely plain just to the south of Ollmcrainn, It has a forest to one side of it. With a great place for a castle.

I am sorry, but I have already built a fortress in the great northern mountains. I believe your kingdom lies somewhere to the west of it, so I don't think our boundaries cross.

[Delthion]

Alas, they do not. But you may rely on Ollmcrain for protection while you are growing.

[Rainshadow]

  *Shows up late to the welcome party with pie and Starbucks*  Hey, welcome to the neighbourhood!  I brought you some coffee and a cherry pie.  Sorry about the dragons, by the way.  I know you probably don't like dragons after what they did to the kingdom.  *Glances at dozens of dragons following like ducklings*  Er, I'm sort of like their mother in a way, and they don't like being away from me.  Probably because they think I have jerky in my pocket, WHICH I DON'T!  *Glares at dragons*

[rachel25]

*glares at Izeroth* You lie about the goblins! YOU LIE!!!!!!!!!!

[Cornflower MM]

I have a huge Kingdom in a hidden land across the Enchanted Sea. But i will not alley with you. 1. You destroyed he goblins. NOT ON! 2. Im the dragon who destroyed your last empire. And i will destroy this one also.

*Is very much tempted to say Yes, please. But refrains*