The kingdom of Bíomaí Moon, Bláthanna, Agus Ioraí.

[Delthion]

Yes? Oh I forgot about your queasy stomach, that can't handle steaks, chicken, fish. At a restaurant I got to de-spine a Rainbow trout. Then eat it.

[Cornflower MM]

*Head disappears into trash can* *Muffled voice* Plus, I'm a vegetarian.

[Rainshadow]

  *Pats Corny's back*  That's alright, I may be an omnivore, but I'm still kinda disgusted when people talk about meat.  And handling meat is completely out of the question.  If you saw my face while making meatloaf...  Let's just say, I'm gagging most of the time.  And there was the time my friend's dad (who's a hunter) decided to clean a fish ON THEIR COUNTER WHILE I WAS STANDING IN THE KITCHEN.  I don't think her dad likes me. 

  Anyway...  *Gestures to Ned*

  *Walks forward, carrying steaming cherry pie*  *Places pie on table*

[Delthion]

*Head disappears into trash can* *Muffled voice* Plus, I'm a vegetarian.

I am sorry, your reaction is just priceless...

[Tam and Martin]

Apparently Pig's Ears are extremely salty.

Yes but they are really good. I ate the ear off the pig I shot.

That's right Skarzles.....

Your fault too./

Apparently Pig's Ears are extremely salty.

Deeeeeeeel!

I know.......

[Cornflower MM]

Ugh. Men. You're just so fascinated with meat. Why?

[Tam and Martin]

It tastes good.......

[Wylder Treejumper]

How 'bout cow tongue? Good stuff, that.

[Rusvul]

Ugh. Men. You're just so fascinated with meat. Why?

Hey, could we have a little less generalization please?

[Tam and Martin]

How 'bout cow tongue? Good stuff, that.

YOU'VE EATEN COW TONGUE!!!!



That is some of the best stuff on earth!!!

[Rainshadow]

  Alright, guys, let's not make Corny puke.  Besides, this is a PIE contest, not a barbecue contest.

  ...I like meat.

  You're a dragon; of course you like meat! 

  ...Very true.  *Starts eating jerky*

  Hey!  Is that my jerky?!

  *Hides jerky behind back*

  *Grumbles*  *Angrily takes a bite of pie*

[Tam and Martin]

 


But aren't meat pies allowed in the contest? We never really set up rules anyway...

[Rainshadow]

  Yes, I'm sure meat pies are allowed, but you don't have to talk about various types of meat the entire time.  Obviously it upsets Corny's stomach, and we don't want her puking on the pies now, do we?

[Tam and Martin]

I guess 



Where are the Judges?

[Izeroth]

 I have a pie! It was assembled by indentured servants super happy workers and baked by more indentured servants expert chefs. I will not tell you the flavor because I want it to be a mystery.