The Kingdom of Kards

[BlueRose]

SYSTEM WARNING: You have found the Queen of Hearts. Your life may be in peril. Game Over or Continue?

>>Continue

SYSTEM NOTICE: Command not recognized.

>>Continue?

Gladly. Welcome to the Kingdom of Kards, where the lives of all are constantly in peril. The Kingdom's main import is people (not slaves, just people) and the main exports are cards.

Also, welcome to the Castle of Hearts.


There is no escape.

[The Skarzs]

You only THINK there is no escape. I have escaped before, foolish program.
Also, since I'm not a 'people', I am in little danger.

[BlueRose]

Good point. You are free to roam the lands as you will.

SYSTEM NOTICE: You have received a "Free Pass Kard" for the Kingdom of Kards.

[rachel25]

I'm a nymph that can turn into a dragon, so I'm ok. Also, do you want to join the Kingdom trading post?

[Tam and Martin]

*Withdraws my army forever* 

[Rainshadow]

  Why do you keep withdrawing your armies, Tammy?

  *Walks up*  Well, I'm not a people.  Er, a person.  Time Lord.  Not the same thing as a people.  Person.  Thing.

[Tam and Martin]

Because I want Corny to come back to the Cellars.

[Rainshadow]

  Aha.

  Oh!  By the way, Blue, I brought a welcome present!  *Gestures to pie the size of a house cut into quarters: cherry, apple, berry, and peach*

[BlueRose]

I'm a nymph that can turn into a dragon, so I'm ok. Also, do you want to join the Kingdom trading post?

SYSTEM NOTICE: You have received a "Free Pass Kard" for the Kingdom of Kards.

Sure, We will join.

  Why do you keep withdrawing your armies, Tammy?

  *Walks up*  Well, I'm not a people.  Er, a person.  Time Lord.  Not the same thing as a people.  Person.  Thing.

SYSTEM NOTICE: You have received a "Free Pass Kard" for the Kingdom of Kards.

  Aha.

  Oh!  By the way, Blue, I brought a welcome present!  *Gestures to pie the size of a house cut into quarters: cherry, apple, berry, and peach*

Why thank you. Tea?

[Rainshadow]

  *Takes card*  Thanks, and sure, I'll have some tea.  Um, you got Moroccan Mint?

[BlueRose]

Indeed We do. *gives tea* Sugar?

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

Well, I'm a dragon, so I guess I'm immune from being trapped here

[Rainshadow]

Indeed We do. *gives tea* Sugar?

  Ooh, yes please!  Lots of sugar.

[BlueRose]

Well, I'm a dragon, so I guess I'm immune from being trapped here

SYSTEM NOTICE: You have received a "Free Pass Kard" for the Kingdom of Kards.

Indeed We do. *gives tea* Sugar?

  Ooh, yes please!  Lots of sugar.

*lots of sugar*

Cream?

[Cornflower MM]

*Possum swaggers up* I'm a possum. An alter-ego. I'm not a 'people' either.