The strange movements of the guests

[The Skarzs]

A guest is posting in URGENT, PLEASE READ; THIS IS UPDATED

[Blaggut]

I've spotted a few in Secret Forum Crush.


As for science, we should all look back into our pre-Homo Memberius (Correct term?) days.

I was a humble fan-boy, searching up Redwall, well, everything. Then I found this website, passed it off as boring compared to searching up redwall fandoms and video games, and left it. I later came back, saw how weird, twisted, and insane all it's members were, to which I joined the forum. I currently thrive in the odd, weird habitat of the Homo Memberi.

So, are we the weird and creepy ones, or the guests? 

[Delthion]

A very fair point. I never thought of that. *Ponders Blaggut's wise words.*

[Rusvul]

I joined the ranks of the Homo Memberius when I saw the Minecraft Redwall server. At first, everything else was secondary. But then I actually found the other stuff interesting as well.

[Jetthebinturong]

Same

[The Skarzs]

Good name.
I was actually only looking at the Fan Works (fictions and art) exclusively when I lurked this forum as a guest, none of the other boards, really. Well, I did take a look at some of the topics about the series and yadda yadda yadda, but none of what happened in the 'General Board'.

[The Mask]

Ah yes the days of pre-Homo Memberius. I barely remember it now... I foundthis forum a long time ago... but I never joined. Then one day, on a whim I joined.

[Tam and Martin]

Hi.

[Izeroth]

 Homo Memberius numbers are increasing, though many of them have disappeared over the years.

[The Skarzs]

Disappeared. . . or never actually having surfaced from the dark, dragging abyss of the Guests. . .

[Izeroth]

 Perhaps they died of old age or.... far worse things.

[Blaggut]

Ahem, I have discovered a new subspecies of Homo Memberius. It's name is Homo Modisaur. These odd beings have 6 or 7 blue stars around them, are able to post in locked topics, lock topics, post in the Anouncments, take away the speech abilities of Homo Memberi, and banish Homo Memberi to the dreaded Guest Abyss. They are shrouded in mystery and evidence points to them being malevolent. It is possible they are demigods of a race shrouded in speculation: Homo Internetis, God of the Internet, along with his 3-4 godly helpers, including and possibly not limited too: Homo Googlius, Homo Bingus, and Homo Yahooi.

Also, Is it possible that the guests are not human-related? Instead of the Homo genus, are they a separate Guestus genus? And as speculated before on this topic, are the Internet Gods (New Genus, or homo?) sending out Fanatic Spy Guest Bots? (Guestus/Homo Botius?)

I require more research. Prof. Blaggut, signing out.

[Blaggut]

*Cough* Yhis may be my last *wheeze* update to the study. The mod's *wheeze* brainwashing is getting to me. *drinks bottle of water in 3 gulps*

The mods are definitely evil. It is likely that Homo Internetus is sending spies. This is bigger then us, bigger then the guests *wheeze* *more water* to save the forum, you must eradicate the mods. Perhaps reading the holy texts of Homo Internetus will help. (Aka: Google/Bing/Yahoo Terms Of Service) you must observe other forums, some of which allow guests to post. This may be my post to the study. *wheeze*

Prof. Blaggut signing out.

[Tam and Martin]

MODS. ARE. NOT. EVIL!!!!!

[The Skarzs]

Overreactions aplenty, here. Come see them while they last!