I'VE BEEN HERE FOR A YEAR AND A MONTH!!!! (WE CELEBRATE.)

[Rainshadow]

  Japanese honorifics.  The suffix -chan is a form of endearment.  Usually used among girls, but Skarzsy-kun isn't as fun to say, so I went with Skarzsy-chan.  (Pretty much, if I were to call you Tam-chan, I'd be calling you Tammy.  Only Tam-chan doesn't roll off the tongue, so I'd either call you Tammy-chan, Tam-kun, or Tammy-kun.)

  *Stops suddenly*  *Sniffs the air*  Wait a second... I smell... PUMPKIN!  *Glares at Tammy-chan*  Tammy-chan, give me the pie.  NOW!

[Tam and Martin]

Uh....Uh.......I don't.....uh.......Have any........Uh........

[The Skarzs]

That's my breath; sorry.

[Tiny Jackalope]

That's my breath; sorry.

THROW HIM IN CLOUD PRISON RAINY!!

[Rainshadow]

  Okay, boss, but please, it's Rain or Ame-chan.  Not Rainy.  Never Rainy.

  *Folds arms*  *Glares up at Skarzsy*  Well?  Whaddaya got to say for yourself?  'Cause I'ma thinkin' you're gonna be sayin', "Please take me to prison for my horrible crimes, Ame-chan!"  Am I right?  *Leans closer*  *Whispers threateningly*  You bet I'm right.

[The Skarzs]

I have to say for myself that: If I eat food, then my breath will smell like whatever I last ate. You should thank me; I took away all those "nasty" pumpkin pies from your sight.
Or, if you prefer, I could eat this entire clove of garlic and stench this place up even more.

[Rainshadow]

  *Growls*  *Holds up peppermint candy*  Just eat this and continue partying.  NO PUMPKIN PIE.

[Jasper]

Speaking of parties, I've just hit triple digits in my own post count. Gotta say, I never pictured myself getting this far, and I'm glad I decided to stick around, rather than disappearing soon after I joined, which I nearly did. Without you guys it wouldn't be any fun though, so I'm glad you're all here to share what time we can spare. 

*Holds up strawberry fizz*
"Enough flowery talk! A toast to the time all of us have been here and to each of you wonderful people!"
Cheers

[Jetthebinturong]

*Teleports a mountain of pumpkin pies on top of Ame no Kage*

[Rainshadow]

  *Sticks hands out of pie mountain*  *Claps for Jasper's speech*  *Uses vortex manipulator to teleport out of the pile*  *Glares at Jet-kun*  You clean up this mess right now or I'll have to forcefully evict you from this party... or worse.

[Jetthebinturong]

Problem, Ame no Kage?
*Teleports pumpkin pies into the sun*
*Teleports mountain of yogurt on top of Ame no Kage*

[Rainshadow]

  *Teleports out of the way before yogurt lands*  HA!  *Pulls out Taser*  *Points Taser at Jet-kun*  Clean up this mess.  Troll me some more, and you'll end up writhing on the floor.

[Jetthebinturong]

Heh heh, that rhymed
*Teleports yogurt into the sea*
*Floats into the air*

[Tam and Martin]

*Eats a pumpkin pie*

[Rainshadow]

  *Stomps out of thread*