It's time to conquer the Milky Way!

[Izeroth]

 Finally, after years of hard work alone in a dismal cell, my prisoners/scientists/indentured servants were able to create an engine that is capable of interstellar flight! I am now (it's about time...) able to reach the planets of our solar system, as well as the moon. My first act will be to set up vast mining facilities on the moon.

[The Skarzs]

Can some of my trolls and I come along? There must be some caves there that we could explore. . . Also, will you be planning on spreading your mining to the asteroid fields? I hear they hold a more bountiful harvest of minerals and metals.

[Izeroth]

 Yes, I shall need miners for my expeditions and trolls would seem to be good for that. I suppose I could also use trolls as soldiers if I encountered any hostile beings.

I will expand my efforts to asteroid fields in the future, but for the moment I am looking at the moon's vast helium deposits and seeing if they would be viable as an energy source. If I can tap into them before other people do, I can dominate the market.

[Izeroth]

 So.... does anyone wish to buy my exports from the moon?

[Rusvul]

*Swoops down in starship and drops moon gravel on Izeroth's head*

A little behind the times, aren't you?

[Faiyloe]

Russ as your first officer I would advise you not to unnecessarily intimidate the enemy. Your actions may force him to become unnecessarily hostile.

[Rusvul]

Oh, come on... You have to admit, *Pushes up goggles* it was funny.

[Faiyloe]

*Sighs and shakes head* You are the most incompetent starship commander I have ever met. Really it is not worth it if we start a war because of it.

[Tam and Martin]

Meh......

[Rusvul]

Hah, did you hear him? He has interstellar drive technology, and his plans are for lunar freighting. Surely he'd take on grander missions if he was well defended. 'The stars are made of latinum.'

[Tam and Martin]

Wha........?

[Rusvul]

(Basically, that was several references and some slightly flawed logic)

[Faiyloe]

*face palm* You sound like a Ferengi *Is not amused*

[Tam and Martin]

I am not following.

[Faiyloe]

@ Russ