It's time to conquer the Milky Way!

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

'fraid zey moight 'ave a vee bit o' trouble viz zat mate. Zeir parliment iz apparently on Jupiter for zome odd reazon. Ah'm nae zeein' many vayz oot o' ziz vizoot zome unfortunate incoident. Any ideaz matez?

[Izeroth]

 I have no respect for the utmost respect for those little fools those moon people. I will pursue the most violent possible course the most diplomatic course when wiping them off of the face of Jupiter negotiating.

[Delthion]

Excellent idea most esteemed Emperor!

[The Skarzs]

*Launches incendiary missile at Jupiter in the name of science*

[Wylder Treejumper]

Ah. Good to have you on board. I'm not opposed to more powerful weapons, but I don't think we have anti-matter missile launchers- If I'm not mistaken, and I may well be, photon torpedo launchers are less cautious than anti-matter weapon protocol will allow...

Regardless, fight hand-to-hand with what you want, as long as you carry at least one stun-capable weapon.

Izeroth, I don't sell anything. I take things sometimes, though... Why would I buy your goods that are of no use to me when I could just take them?

Ah, I wouldn't be a decent engineer if I couldn't rig something up. Tinkering with military tech is my specialty.

[The Skarzs]

*Immediately thinks of ways to for plate armor protective exosuits*

[Tam and Martin]

Monty Python.......

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Monty Python.......

Ye 'ad tae poke it, eh?

[Wylder Treejumper]

*Immediately thinks of ways to for plate armor protective exosuits*

Sorry, already took it. Integrated brainwave receivers so the whole thing is thought controlled. 360 degree camera vision and integrated data arrays. Powered by compact deuterium fusion reactors. Solid state shield projector. Auto-targeting laser array mounted on the shoulder. Manual high-power laser emitter on the arm, along with a plethora of weapons and tools in the wrists. Rocket launchers in the shoulder plates.

Yeah. The works. I've had a bit of time on my paws...

[The Skarzs]

I meant the actual armor and materials, genius. I'm obsessed with metal and the use of it, not the technology.

[Wylder Treejumper]

Metals? That's outdated. Composite polymers is where it's at. Far easier to manufacture, form, and sturdier than metals with much more controllable properties. Metals we only use in large-scale structural functions. They are otherwise mostly superannuated.

[Izeroth]

Composite polymer would be great if I could large-scale build them, but I can't. When you field an army as large as mine, you have to think about quantity and not quality. Unless the nearby volcano starts raining polymer, my metal resources far outnumber any composite polymer I have. Additionally, I've found that metal is able to withstand direct blows, while polymer is more subject to breaking.

[Wylder Treejumper]

Not if you can manufacture it right. Proper engineering technique and knowledge of the application of layers of different polymers for different properties are essential.

Anyways, if you are working purely off lunar elements, you got a raw deal, as 95% of the moon is just SiO₂... Rock. You also have to use enormous amounts of power to separate the silicon and oxygen into useful forms.

[The Skarzs]

It appears you haven't experienced the supermetals the trolls have forged under your feet. Well, since you're so satisfied with your polymers, I won't share any information with you.

[Wylder Treejumper]

I need none. Polymers are superior to any metals for this sort of work. Anyways, forging itself is an outdated process.