The Olden Inn

[Lady Amber]

*Sits in corner and watches* Why is it called an OOM?

[Russa Nodrey]

OOM, uh, do ya want a uh, room? *Sweats*

[The Skarzs]

*Lets Pie Slide Off Face.* That Has Earned You Death.

I Am Called OOM, One Of Many. And No, I Do Not Want A Room, I Want This Whole Place! *Blasts black smoke-like substance.*

[Kitsune]

*Lets Pie Slide Off Face.* That Has Earned You Death.

I Am Called OOM, One Of Many. And No, I Do Not Want A Room, I Want This Whole Place! *Blasts black smoke-like substance.*

*Faintly hears this from the balcony in Room 22. Slowly opens eyes, then quietly walks back into the room and across it to the hallway door. Opens door and begins to make way downstairs.*

[Lady Amber]

Well, now you just got the whole place dirty, One of Many.

[Russa Nodrey]

Sorry buddy, you ain't gettin' nothing! *Teleports OOM into a swamp*

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Lets Pie Slide Off Face.* That Has Earned You Death.

I Am Called OOM, One Of Many. And No, I Do Not Want A Room, I Want This Whole Place! *Blasts black smoke-like substance.*

*Fires magic goat machine gun at OOM.*

[Kitsune]

*Arrives downstairs and stands next to Russa*

...He will return. Watch and see.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

My MAGICAL GOAT MACHINE GUN will keep him at bay.

[Russa Nodrey]

Okay...

[Hickory]

My MAGICAL GOAT MACHINE GUN will keep him at bay.

What goat machine gun *hides goat machine gun behind back*

[Russa Nodrey]

Heehee...

[Cornflower MM]

*Sighs* Readies more rocks to throw at OOM* I'm getting pretty sick of this guy. . .  .

[Hickory]

*sweats buckets* Ummmmmmm... the goat machine gun now shoots lego pieces

[Russa Nodrey]

Um, forgive my ignorance, but what is the "goat machine gun"?