The Olden Inn

[Izeroth]

Hey Izzy, temporal androids are way more efficient than your sub-nuclear death robots could ever be.

Temporal androids don't have gatling guns. Your argument is invalid.

They don't need them, they have temporal hand disrupters. Very effective. They would disable your gatling guns with one shot.

True, but they wouldn't look half as awesome while they were doing it.

[SilentSam]

*chokes on rattle*

[Russa Nodrey]

Did you like our stories, Sam?

[FastFang]

...sorry Russa but...

Rest in peace, sam.

-choked on a rattle
2018-2020

"He never said a word"

"He liked when we told him stories"

"I knew he would choke on a rattle, I just knew it"

"best death, like skyrim but with rattles. 10/10
-IGN"

"saaaaAAAMmm!"

[Russa Nodrey]

Poor little fellow.

[SilentSam]

*swallows rattle* *grabs knives and throws them at people*

[Russa Nodrey]

Naughty Sam! You're too young to play with knives! *Takes Sam's knives away*

[SilentSam]

WAAAAAH!

[Russa Nodrey]

*Spoon feeds Sam potato and caramel flavored baby food*

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Smashes Sam with a war hammer*

[Russa Nodrey]

You smashed his hologram.

[LT Sandpaw]

Seriously with the holograms... *Looks at the combined numbers of Russa Freddy and Sam* You have self image problem.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Smashes all the Sams* *Wipes blood off of the war hammer*

[Russa Nodrey]

They're holograms, you can't kill them.

[LT Sandpaw]

Aw Ashen, you broke the punch bowl now there's red punch everywhere!