The Olden Inn

[Russa Nodrey]

I'll go get a mop.

[SilentSam]

*throws knives at Ash's face* *Sees ash fall to the ground* waah!

[Lady Ashenwyte]

You just killed my clone. *Gives Sam 1,000,000 gold pieces*

[SilentSam]

*eats gold*

[Lady Amber]

He's going to have to have surgery immediately. *Sets up hospital bed, and lays out dangerous looking instruments* *Puts on doctors mask, and straps Sam down* Alright, are we ready to begin the procedure?

[Russa Nodrey]

Begin the operation. You'll be awake Sam, but don't worry, it won't hurt. (I'm lying.)

[Delthion]

*Grabs auger and bores into Sam's flesh.*

[Russa Nodrey]

Wow, that looks painful. *Drinks lemonade*

[LT Sandpaw]

*Pours Slat over the wounds along with vinegar* I heard this helps with the healing process.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Removes Slat and pours salt in the wounds* That should wake him up. *Applies leeches to his legs*

[LT Sandpaw]

*Removed salt and applies the Ebola virus to the wound along with a bunch of dirt and gravel* No no we need to make sure he's really in danger before we can get our awards for bringing him back too life haven't you seen any doctor shows?

[SilentSam]

*magic fairy heals everything*

[Lady Amber]

*Puts fairy in cage* We aren't done yet. *Continues with surgery*

[SilentSam]

*runs away, as the fairy healed everything*

[Russa Nodrey]

*Watches Sam run straight into a brick wall*