The Olden Inn

[The Skarzs]

I seriously doubt that. Russa, who's skeleton is that really?

[Russa Nodrey]

There are no skeletons!!!!!

In that room there's....

What is in the room

A hord of tiny, cute, adorable, man-eating, chipmunks. (A lab experiment gone wrong.)

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[Jukka the Sling]

Oookay.

[Russa Nodrey]

I know.

[The Skarzs]

What the. . . Okay, just so you don't have this problem any more, I'm going to. . .

 What I'm going to do for you

BURN THEM WITH FIRE.

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[Jukka the Sling]

An excellent plan.

[Russa Nodrey]

  That's impossible, they're fire proof.

[The Skarzs]

What are they, made of asbestos? Nothing is fireproof after being baked by the heat of a sun.

[Russa Nodrey]

Hmm, I'm not sure what they're made of.....

[The Skarzs]

Or, you don't have to worry about making food for me. I'll take this room, thank you.

[Delthion]

Just squash 'em Skarzs!

[Lady Amber]

Hey Russa, can I have the key to my room?
*Says to Skarzs in low voice* You want to know what's really in the room?

[The Skarzs]

What?

[Rusvul]

Zealots, the both of you.

Mmhmm. I carry out the will of Nerull, whatever that may be. At the moment, it isn't mass murder and hysteria, you should count yourself lucky. *strides over to room 12 and knocks in a certain pattern on the door*

[Jukka the Sling]

I'm so confused. What's up with this whole thing about paladins and gods?