The Olden Inn

[Delthion]

*Rider of Rohan walks in.* Hail good innkeeper! I desire food and safety from the storm! What available accommodations do you have?

[Rainshadow]

  *Walks up to the desk, red lumps all over my skin*  Uh, 'scuse me, Russa?  Um, there seems to be a slight bedbug problem in room fourteen.

  *Arrives, perfectly fine*  It would seem that Time Lord blood is a delicacy among bedbugs, while dragon blood is avoided like the Belkon plague.

  *Scratches at bite marks*  Oh, shut up, Rochil.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Magic anime tears kill all the bedbugs*

[Norham Waterpaw]

*Room 8 begins to swell from the pressure*

[Russa Nodrey]

Um, if you are capable of breathing fire Rochil, breath on room 8 and 14.

Sorry 'bout the bugs, um, here *Tosses Rain the keys to room 12*

*Rider of Rohan walks in.* Hail good innkeeper! I desire food and safety from the storm! What available accommodations do you have?

Room 18 is available, and the dining hall is that way. *Points* My MMs (Malevolent Muskrats) will serve you.

[Lady Amber]

Why do you insist on cheating people?

She's overcharging.

She'd never do a thing like that!

[Hickory]

*walks in* Oh, well looks like the whole bloomin' town's here, wot? receptionist, i'd like room's 23 n' 24, full room service too. Can't have the colonel slappin'me on a blinkin' fizzer for being to cramped. Oh, and charging to bill to Salamandastron Banking unit 12.

[SilentSam]

*pays for room 20* Thanks.

[Rainshadow]

Um, if you are capable of breathing fire Rochil, breath on room 8 and 14.

Sorry 'bout the bugs, um, here *Tosses Rain the keys to room 12*

  Of course I am able to breathe fire.  I was the champion of the Nightscale tribe!

  Okay, Rocky, just go do your thing.  Oh, and thanks, Russa.  *Heads toward room twelve*

  *Shifts into dragon form*  *Thaws out room eight*  *Evaporates the tears in room fourteen and disintegrates the bugs*  You are welcome.  *Goes to room twelve*

[Russa Nodrey]

Why do you insist on cheating people?

She's overcharging.

She'd never do a thing like that!

She speaks the truth.

*walks in* Oh, well looks like the whole bloomin' town's here, wot? receptionist, i'd like room's 23 n' 24, full room service too. Can't have the colonel slappin'me on a blinkin' fizzer for being to cramped. Oh, and charging to bill to Salamandastron Banking unit 12.

Sorry, room 23 is taken; you can have room 24 and 25 though.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Anyone want to watch anime?

[SilentSam]

*jumps out window* Good bye world!

[Rainshadow]

Anyone want to watch anime?

  *Bursts out of room twelve*  I WANT TO!  So, ya wanna come hang out in my room and we can watch it on the big screen, or do you wanna do it in your room, or you wanna watch it in the lobby, or we could watch it in the mini-theatre, or whatever!  Ooh!  And could we watch Ouran High School Host Club?  I really wanna watch it, 'cause it's hilarious.

[Norham Waterpaw]

*Room 8 is now flooded with melted ice water.*

[Russa Nodrey]

But room 8 is actually a large shower, so who cares.