The Olden Inn

[Hickory]

Ask this guy *points to Lord Ash*

[Cornflower MM]

Um, forgive my ignorance, but what is the "goat machine gun"?

Good question. Maybe it shoots goats?

[Hickory]

Ask this guy *points to Lord Ash*

[Cornflower MM]

Or maybe it IS a goat. . . . 

[Russa Nodrey]

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[Cornflower MM]

It's a possibility. . . . ........................

[Lady Amber]

*Uses elf magic to disintegrate the OOM* *Dusts off hands* There.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

IT SHOOTS MAGICAL GOATS.  *Takes it back and continues firing at random people*

[The Skarzs]

*Uses elf magic to disintegrate the OOM* *Dusts off hands* There.

*Comes Back.* I Am A Being Of Great Power, Human. Your Toys Cannot Hurt Me. . . Now Cease Your Goat Obsession!

[Russa Nodrey]

*Teleports OOM into Mordor*

[Rusvul]

You better not run any simulations related to that machine gun of yours. I don't accept a game as a legitimate game unless it has a failure state, and... that piece of non-game software does not have a failure state. I advise you to not mention it in my presence.

OOM, why are you perpetually out of mana?

[Lady Amber]

*Uses elf magic to disintegrate the OOM* *Dusts off hands* There.

*Comes Back.* I Am A Being Of Great Power, Human. Your Toys Cannot Hurt Me. . . Now Cease Your Goat Obsession!

Uh, hello, I'm not the one who's goat obsessed. Also, I disintegrated you.

[Kitsune]

*Uses elf magic to disintegrate the OOM* *Dusts off hands* There.

*Comes Back.* I Am A Being Of Great Power, Human. Your Toys Cannot Hurt Me. . . Now Cease Your Goat Obsession!

*Thrusts a hand outward* Cease your terrorization of this Forum, now, and I might have a thought to spare you!

[The Skarzs]

*Materializes Back.* Sauron Was Pleased To See Me Again, And I Thank You For That Visit, But It Is Not Going To Be That Easy To Remove Me.

The Divine Empress Commands This!

[Lady Ashenwyte]

MAGICAL GOATZ RULEZ!!! YEEAH! *Continues firing magical goat machine gun at OOM* Forgive me, it's my goat obsessed cousin here for a visit.