The Olden Inn

[Kitsune]

*Walks in* *Galadriel voice* What is going on here?

The Dark One, OOM, says that we have forced his hand. Now he is waging an attack upon us. A strategy must be formed to stop him.

[Jetthebinturong]

Uh guys, I teleported OoM into the fiery pits of Das'Kodor where the air and floor burn so hot that you're not able to think. Even I lose my concentration there and have to get bailed out

[Russa Nodrey]

Okay, cool.

Um, Galadriel, do you need a room?

[Jukka the Sling]

I'm not Galadriel. I just talk as calmly and softly as she does.

[Søren]

*is happily enjoying continental breakfast at Holiday Inn*

[Russa Nodrey]

I'm not Galadriel. I just talk as calmly and softly as she does.

Do you want a room?

[Jukka the Sling]

...I already have one...

[Rusvul]

*Sigh* Look, OOM, I'll let you roll up a 20th level Blackguard if you are willing to use an actual rulebook instead of being a god fighting gods with no end possible. C'mon, a Blackguard fights for evil the way a paladin fights for good... And you get some awesome abilities, including spellcasting.

[Hickory]

*Iron Man walks in* Um, hi, a room for a multi billionare philanpothrist playboy?

[Tam and Martin]

Ah, yes, thank you. Do you want your change?

No, just let me sleep. Thank you.

[Russa Nodrey]

Okay....

*Iron Man walks in* Um, hi, a room for a multi billionare philanpothrist playboy?

Um, Room 26 is available.

[Tam and Martin]

Excuse me? Innkeeper? Are you there?

[Russa Nodrey]

Yup?

[Tam and Martin]

When would be a good time to rob you?

[Russa Nodrey]

Next week, yeah, next week is fine. Maybe on a Thursday, make it a Thursday....