The Olden Inn

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*furtively digs up body* *takes brain* *buries rest of body* Good, now my creation will rise, with the brain f a mad quireel in it, who will know what it will do? May haw ahw haw HAWHAHWHAWHAWHAWHAW!!!!!

*Smacks Sagetip* OI!

[SilentSam]

*takes away brain* Mine! @Faiy Hmm... I'm listening.

[Faiyloe]

well first you have to put your brain back.

[SilentSam]

*puts it back*

[Russa Nodrey]

Can you uh, do this in the basement? I don't want any customers to get creeped out.

[Faiyloe]

But Creepy is fun.  ... Oh alright. *Goes into the basement* *A lot of weird noises can be heard* *Comes back up with Sam, as good as new* *not a scratch on him* There you go, oh and try not to get your self killed, I don't know if I will be able to do that again. 

[Rainshadow]

  *Walks into lobby, soaked from head to toe*  Hi, can I get a new room?  There's, ah... a bit of a leak in my room.

  *Wrings hair out*  A bit?

  Okay, so I might've been playing with my katana and I might've accidentally cut a little hole in the ceiling.

  Little?

  *Sigh*  *Hangs head*  A big hole.

[Russa Nodrey]

Yeah, sure. Um.....let me see....room 1 is available.

[Rainshadow]

  Mmkay, cool.  Thanks.  Can I have the key?  Oh, and a couple towels?

[Søren]

*walks in*
*gets creeped out*
*goes to Holliday Inn*

[Rainshadow]

*walks in*
*gets creeped out*
*goes to Holliday Inn*

  I actually did that once.  My family was on a cross-country trip and we stopped at a motel for the night.  It was pretty gross in our room, but my mom was like, "It's fine, it's only for one night."  Then she pulled back the blankets on the bed just in time to see a large spider skitter across one of the pillows.  Needless to say, we packed up and drove a couple more miles to a Holiday Inn.

[Russa Nodrey]

  Mmkay, cool.  Thanks.  Can I have the key?  Oh, and a couple towels?

Sure. *Hands Rain the key* There are some towels in your room. Um, also, you'll have to pay for the damaged roof.

[Rainshadow]

  Oh, uh... *reaches into pocket*  Ah!  Here we go!  *Places five gold pieces on the counter*  Good?

[LT Sandpaw]

That's fake gold I should take those to the authorities. *Scoops up gold coins and puts then in pocket*

[Rainshadow]

  Oi!  Thief!  Rochil, get the thief!

  Certainly, my lady.  *Cracks knuckles*  *Punches Lieutenant Sandpaw in the face*  *Shoves hand in the lieutenant's pocket, forcefully taking the gold back*  *Hands the gold to Lady Rainshadow*

  Thank you, Rochil.  NO STEALING, SANDY-CHAN.