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Started by Russa Nodrey, September 27, 2014, 04:16:34 PM

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Lady Amber

Wow, Sam, you would've exploded yourself as well if it hadn't been for my quick thinking and bravery. You see, just before the bomb went off, I threw it outside.

Izeroth

Quote from: Lady Amber on March 28, 2015, 09:38:21 PM
Wow, Sam, you would've exploded yourself as well if it hadn't been for my quick thinking and bravery. You see, just before the bomb went off, I threw it outside.

Your "quick thinking and bravery" blew up somebody's house. But, who cares about that anyway? They're just helpless civilians after all.

FastFang

hello. Police here again. someone just blew an orphanage.

now.... Who was it?
google translate saved my life!

Faiyloe

*Points at Sam* It was him, please lock him up before he dose anymore damage.
I am back... sort of... maybe... Hi?

Izeroth

 Why not just have him frozen in nitroglycerin? That's what I did with- I mean, not that I've ever done that or anything, of course.

FastFang

*sees all the damage done in the inn and all the murders*

yeah... I'm calling the SWAT team.
google translate saved my life!

Izeroth

Quote from: FastFang on March 29, 2015, 10:41:48 PM
*sees all the damage done in the inn and all the murders*

yeah... I'm calling the SWAT team.

You might want to get rid of the burning wreckage in the road beforehand.

LT Sandpaw


I would suggest the National Guard personally.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Izeroth

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Quote from: LT Sandpaw on March 29, 2015, 11:13:59 PM

I would suggest the National Guard personally.

They're called the National Guard for a reason; no offensive capabilities whatsoever. Now, if we got a couple sub-nuclear death robots in here, something might actually get done.

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

Ach..Ziz iz indeed an "Ach" moment...Ach....
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Faiyloe

Hey Izzy, temporal androids are way more efficient than your sub-nuclear death robots could ever be.
I am back... sort of... maybe... Hi?

Izeroth

Quote from: Faiyloe on March 30, 2015, 03:16:42 AM
Hey Izzy, temporal androids are way more efficient than your sub-nuclear death robots could ever be.

Temporal androids don't have gatling guns. Your argument is invalid.

Russa Nodrey

Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 30, 2015, 03:15:35 AM
Ach..Ziz iz indeed an "Ach" moment...Ach....
Yup..........ach......
Freddy

Lady Ashenwyte

*Shoots Ize and Fastfang with a yumi (Bow)* Well, they won't be talking no more.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

LT Sandpaw


Sorry but Privet is one of the best warrior androids ever built, We are more then safe from any full fledge assault, not only do we have a literal army of magic powerhouse's in the Inn but we also have Rain's dragons, I think were good. ;)


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro