Freddy.

[Jukka the Sling]

So, as most of us know, our dear comrade Russa is obsessed with a toad she has christened "Freddy". She has even gone so far as to paint a picture of Freddy while in captivity in the Insane Asylum, and has also shared a meal of flies with the amphibian. This obviously indicates an extremely unstable mental state on Russa's part (well, she is in the asylum), but this is the worst degree of insanity I have ever witnessed, with the possible exception of Empress Eolyiaf.

What is to be done for poor Russa? Personally, I think we have to do away with Freddy. It's the only solution.

[Izeroth]

 I caught a toad when I was a young child once, but I didn't know it needed lots of water and it dried out. Thanks for bringing back those horrible memories.

On a more relevant note, the royal amphibian musuem would be happy to "borrow" Freddy for use in our exhibits.

[Jukka the Sling]

That's an idea.

[Lady Amber]

What? Kill Freddy?! What's wrong with having a loveable pet? I personally will do all I can to prevent this from happening. Oh wait, I'm in the asylum, too.
By the way Izeroth, you're actually listening to someone (Jukka) who recently came out of an asylum? What is the world coming to?

[Jukka the Sling]

I was very well-behaved while in the asylum, which has a lot to do with why I'm free right now. But seriously, Russa is acting deranged. I believe Freddy must be squashed. Literally.

[Lady Amber]

You should be taken back to the asylum!

[The Skarzs]

I can help with that.

Hmm. . . Where is he hiding. . .


There you are.

Defiance is a useless attitude.



. . . So is trying to be cute.

*Squishes Freddy*


Objective reached.

[Izeroth]

 I have a lot of experience dealing with insane prisoners. Many people just seemed to think that I was "corrupted". Obviously these people were infected with some horrible disease of the mind. Anyway, using my revolutionary new technology, they were all turned to my way of thinking. Perhaps... The same technology could be employed on Russa?

[Russa Nodrey]

I am sure when you hear Freddy's backstory you will not destroy him.

Freddy was raised in a pond by his mother (a frog) and his father (a toad) which makes him a froad. When he was but a tadpole his parents were killed by an evil troll named Szraks. He escaped into a swamp where I happened to be drowning; he saved my life and we became best friends. One day my friend Freddy traveled to Paris to visit some relations. When he came back I had been locked up in the asylum so Freddy did what every good froad should do - he snuck in and made sure he made it to me with stuff we can use to escape (no one knows yet). It is obvious he been awesome from the beginning.

DO NOT KILL HIM!!!!!!

[Izeroth]

 Aww.. What a touching story of friendship. Unfortunately, friendship does not get you territory or raise influence. Perhaps, when you have seen what I have, you will understand this.

Anyway, froads are illegal in my country. There were some bad froads who tried to take over the governments a while back, and they cannot be trusted.

(Not to mention the fact that most of my metal comes from the trolls and I have every reason to be on their side.)

[Russa Nodrey]

You are evil and full of darkness!!!!!

[Izeroth]

 It took you this long to figure that out? You're slow!

[The Mask]

No! Don't kill Freddy! I shall help protect him Russa.

[The Skarzs]

Um, how long were you planning that story, Russa? Also, how did the fact that I just made Freddy into a froad pancake go completely unnoticed?


^^^^^

[Delthion]

*Is on the side of the trolls.*